Seikon no Qwaser 2

Since last season ended with the main male and female characters separating we will likely receive a new female cast? Nope, it doesn't as they show up in the intro, which isn't the greatest intro but I found it not too bad.

-Take a drink every time a pair of tits is exposed. Take a sip if it's only one of them.
-Take another drink if the girl's clothing is ripped to pieces to achieve this.
-Take a third drink if aforementioned clothing destruction was accidental and probably the result of some random attack gone astray.
-Take a drink whenever someone mentions tits.
-Take another drink if it comes out of nowhere into a scene that wasn't about tits before. (the walrus thing would be a pretty good example)
-Take a drink whenever someone mentions tits in a sentence that would be a non-creepy compliment if it wasn't about tits. (i.e. "Your breasts are so beautiful!/Your breasts give me strength!/I want to live with your breasts forever!" ...Man, this sounds like Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series.)
-Take a drink whenever the superiority of large breasts is mentioned.
-Take a drink whenever an idiotic scheme for breast enlargement is put into action.
-Take a drink every time a villain tries to rape Mafuyu, Tomo, Hana, Miyuri, Class Rep or whatever new girls they're coming up with this season
-Take a drink every time a hero tries to rape Mafuyu, Tomo, Hana, Miyuri, Class Rep or whatever new girls they're coming up with this season
-Take a drink every time Tomo tries to rape... you get the drill. Sucking her own tits counts.
-Take a drink every time there's tit-sucking.
-Take another drink if the girl being sucked sounds like she's having an orgasm.
-Take a third drink if the tit-sucking involves acrobatics, special effects or new techniques.
-Take a fourth drink if the hero/villain in question unleashes a new attack after aforementioned tit-sucking.
-Take a drink every time Sasha's Russianness is emphasized, usually via borscht.
-Take a drink every time Hana says "Katja-sama".
-Take a drink every time Sasha gropes someone.
-Take a second drink if he also ranks their power.
-Take a drink every time random girls squee over the Qwasers.
-Take a drink every time suspicious white liquid flies out of someone's tits.
-Finally, empty your glass if there's another bestiality scene.

Bonus Round! Take a drink for every derpface you spot.

As if the cross-dressing was not bad enough, Sasha gets a VR transgender makeover.

What the hell is wrong with this school? Not only is their VR class seemingly dedicated to sword fighting duels, but you win by stripping your opponent naked. And the loser becomes your slave? Did the Adepts found this place or something?

Sasha is such an efficient rapist that they actually have to express the number of victims as a percentage of the school population.

They did it, they actually did it. This is only the first episode and they already heavily exploited one of the things I absolutely can't stand in anime: Cross-dressing. I despise cross-dressing.
It didn't take us even one second to dive right back into nipple action, btw! If there's anything we have learned from SnQ S1, it's that you can never show enough tits and nipples. Also, Sasha is still the same tit-groping, sexist a-hole we know and love.

So Sasha is at an all-girls school with Hana to search for some Magdalena of Thunder... because of the... High Ancient Circuit... and uhm... there's this VR room which is used to bring out the students mental potential but in (vrtual) reality they're having lightsaber duels (what?) and strip each other naked... um...

What in the flying fucks is this shit? It's the same stupid shit as last time, but it's also some warped Soul Calibur pastiche. Sasha is going around campus assaulting students (gotta molest 'em all!) and debunks Cartesian Dualism while he's at it. It's supposed to be fanservice (the molesting, not his mind-body theories) so they'll let it slide. It's not like he's a criminal or anything. I guess this is the creators living out all their high school fantasies. Not creepy at all or anything.

The Adepts are back, and they'll compete with Sasha for that thing that's oh so important to the plot. It's probably so important that they'll just wait until episode 11 to reveal what it is and then just discard it since it's fulfilled it's function as a legitimiser of all the molesting that's happened.

The reveal is about 7 episodes into the anime... which is also the last episode to have plot worth mentioning before episode 12 pretends to start another story arc that will never be animated...

Why, Rape Academy, of course! And it's apparently against the rules to not force the loser. So the rule works both ways and is totally even-handed, amirite?

Sasha gets humiliated in the virtual world (the classmates silence speaks volumes about the systematic abuse they're internalising) and maybe he has a chance to learn something from the experience and, as a result. change the way he treats women. And that he does. He learns that he's been sucking boobs the wrong way all along!

There was also an inordinate focus on exploring the new cast addition's relationships and personalities. I don't really remember much, but it was, as usual, just an excuse to show some boobs.

The guy finished sucking off one bitch to go onto the next, guy's a beast!
Oh, and some macguffin shit. Grey, can you keep track again?

NOAH. Aw fuck bitches, shit just got fucking real all up in this bitch.

Shit, he gave Sasha permission to rape all he wants. Who doesn't want to be a apostle of Athos?

See the rainbow, suck the rainbow.
Aw fuckassballs that smarts. Smacked my head with my palm again. Fucking Oujo laugh and why is the titless one there? But points for the reference to the first season.
Guy emits sexmones even while dressed as a girl. Fucking radiates pure sex!

Grabbing tits in the middle of- fuck, choking on- GLARK HRGLPQX- *Thud*

Woah, that Wan Chen guy truly is a master of disguise. By using the ancient Superman/Clark Kent method he easily fools Sasha and Hana who just saw him a few days ago...? Anyway, it's rape time for Sasha! Oooh, the excitement! And he also obtains a new nipple-sucking technique. And flat-chested wheelchair girl seems to be the Magdalena of Thunder. I've had it with that Miyuki chick already, anyway. What kinda not-so-much-but-actually-kinda lesbian is she trying to be?

That "fight" between Sasha and little goldilocks sure turned into something melodramatic quick. Flashbacks, sad backstory and everything. I was pretty much laughing at that scene the whole time, just because it was all so uncalled for and stupid.