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gunslinger92 · 06-09-2003, 01:10 PM

Does anybody still use starch anymore? I mean, what happened to all the sitcom jokes about the stay at home dad who puts too much starch in the laundry, resulting in the kids not being able to move their arms and legs?

Also, is this just one more sign of the impending fall of civilization? Are we as a people doomed to a life that is ruled by chaos instead of starchy goodness? Should we all start loading up on guns, ammunition, and canned food, then retreat to our plastic-covered decontaminated cabins deep in the mountains?

06-10-2003, 08:41 AM

people dont really wear clothes anymore that require starch. we are all just wash and wear anymore. and the clothes that we do own that need starch just go to the cleaners.

splattermark · 06-11-2003, 06:01 AM

You fucking kidding me? I starch everything, regardless of material or care instructions. Underwear, socks, t-shirts, ties, belts, my wallet, watches with vinyl bands, my car interior, dinner plates, dinner, and all my writing utensils.

Oh, I also bathe in a mixture of starch and Tide liquid detergent, yum.

gunslinger92 · 06-11-2003, 07:28 AM

Splatter, you should probably mix in some febreeze with that. Febreeze can solve any problem.

06-21-2003, 02:36 AM

windex help a lot too. Is your taco not spicy enough for your experienced, connoiseur tongue? throw some windex on it. it was specifically designed for the bowels, specifically, it cleans them. fiber? ha! i got my windex.

06-09-2003, 01:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
gunslinger92 Experienced Anime Fan Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Charlottesville, VA Posts: 530	Starch Does anybody still use starch anymore? I mean, what happened to all the sitcom jokes about the stay at home dad who puts too much starch in the laundry, resulting in the kids not being able to move their arms and legs? Also, is this just one more sign of the impending fall of civilization? Are we as a people doomed to a life that is ruled by chaos instead of starchy goodness? Should we all start loading up on guns, ammunition, and canned food, then retreat to our plastic-covered decontaminated cabins deep in the mountains? __________________ "Kicking a kitten...A grown man punting a kitten who was looking the other way...It was the bravest thing I've ever seen." Sluggy Freelance

06-11-2003, 06:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
splattermark Experienced Anime Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 739	You fucking kidding me? I starch everything, regardless of material or care instructions. Underwear, socks, t-shirts, ties, belts, my wallet, watches with vinyl bands, my car interior, dinner plates, dinner, and all my writing utensils. Oh, I also bathe in a mixture of starch and Tide liquid detergent, yum. __________________

06-11-2003, 07:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
gunslinger92 Experienced Anime Fan Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Charlottesville, VA Posts: 530	Splatter, you should probably mix in some febreeze with that. Febreeze can solve any problem. __________________ "Kicking a kitten...A grown man punting a kitten who was looking the other way...It was the bravest thing I've ever seen." Sluggy Freelance

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06-10-2003, 08:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
rsg_6100 Guest Posts: n/a	people dont really wear clothes anymore that require starch. we are all just wash and wear anymore. and the clothes that we do own that need starch just go to the cleaners.

06-21-2003, 02:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
GreenType-R Guest Posts: n/a	windex help a lot too. Is your taco not spicy enough for your experienced, connoiseur tongue? throw some windex on it. it was specifically designed for the bowels, specifically, it cleans them. fiber? ha! i got my windex.