Funny, Odd and Weird News

[Pendevous]

I don't know if there's a thread already that's like this. If there is, just merge this one, please.

Anyway, I'll try to keep the news updated. Add some if you want also! :D
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Police Arrest Man For Masturbating At Museum
Police Arrest Man For Masturbating At Museum | Today's TMJ4 - Milwaukee, Wisconsin News, Weather, Sports, WTMJ | Local News

Shelley Walcott


MILWAUKEE - Milwaukee police have taken a man into custody for allegedly masturbating in a bathroom stall at the Milwaukee Public Museum.

The suspect was arrested Thursday when he returned to the Museum.

A group of sixth graders on a field trip went inside a men's restroom. They said they heard the man masturbating, and also noticed a number of porn magazines on the floor around the man's feet.

The boys ran out of the bathroom and told a mother who was chaperoning the group.

That woman, who would only talk to TODAY'S TMJ4 on the condition of anonymity, told reporter Shelley Walcott: "I walked in and I was like, 'Oh my gosh,' and it was true. I mean he was doing something because he was moaning."

Museum officials were alerted. A security guard and another museum employee talked to the man, but he ran off before police arrived.

It's what the man said that really worried the chaperone.

"He said to the security guard and another gentleman from the museum that he comes in here every day and it doesn't seem to be a problem and why is it a problem today?" the chaperone said.

The museum says they have beefed up security, and even though officials say the museum is safe, they want to remind patrons to be as careful there as they would in any other public place.

[Pidjiken]

http://www.anime-planet.com/forum/ge...unny-news.html

Maybe that'd be it?

I should really post what I get on my Instinct. It gives me odd news daily.

[KiraRin]

Amazing what the search function throws up :p

http://www.anime-planet.com/forum/ge...unny-news.html

H.

[Pendevous]

Thanks. Hope someone merges this. I typed, "odd weird" instead of "funny." O.o'' That will do anyways.

Edit:

@Pidj

I searched News =P

ROFL :D

[Pidjiken]

I searched News =P

[VivisQueen]

Hmmm. I read bizarre news all the time. Good idea.

[therik]

Renting People in Japan

Apparently, it's not just Ouran.

The industry offers an enormous variety of opportunities to exchange money for company.

Very popular at the moment is the Campus Cafe, where men go to socialise with female university students. It is cheaper than the upscale hostess clubs in which businessmen and politicians drink whisky with women in kimonos, although that is a business which is in crisis because of the recession.

Only a small proportion of the trade involves sex. Most hostesses are flatterers not prostitutes and customers come to find comfort in their words, not in their arms.

One specialist agency is known as Hagemashi Tai, which translates as I Want To Cheer Up Limited. It rents relatives.

Actors are despatched to play the part of distant relations at weddings and funerals. For an extra fee, they will even give a speech.

But the firm's services do not stop there. It can also provide temporary husbands to single mothers who want them.

The website says the "dad" will help the children with their homework. He will sort out problems with the neighbours.

He will take the kids to a barbeque or to a park. He could also appear at the daunting interview with a nursery school head teacher which parents are required to endure in order to persuade the principal to give their child a good start in life.

All in all, seems like a pretty good job, being rented. Wonder how it pays.

[r-18]

Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it

[Pendevous]

Originally Posted by r-18

Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it

Holy cow, that's just... creepy.

4-year-old boy shoots babysitter

- This boy needs counsiling. O_O

[Lemur]

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