Justice is self-vending

[Drahken]

Man Dies After Being Shocked At Eastside Sub Station.
This dumbass decided to steal some copper wire from an electric substation, got past the fence with all the "high voltage" signs, then cut some copper wire free. ....Wire which was attached to a 34,500 volt transformer when he cut it. Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway :p ), the dumbass fried himself. Too bad all criminals aren't this considerate, imagine all the money we'd save on law enforcement.

[Aranneas]

50 years old... I presume undiagnosed early dementia or senility. this is a sad tale of a man who did not receive the treatment he needed.

[Nox]

I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying remove all the warning signs and let the problem sort itself out.

[LizardLaw974]

I do feel bad that he passed away, but...wow, really? :( What a way to go...

[Drahken]

Yes, quite shocking.

[mussolini]

With all those ellipses, I'm thinking that our own senile forum member might have a long-lost relative working as a journalist.

[r-18]

>.>

[Squarehard]

Maybe cops should start setting traps where they put copper wire out in the open, but booby trap it with a high voltage shock that won't kill them, but knock them out. Then when they wake up they'll be in a prison cell. I'd be more than happy to know my tax dollars are being used towards that.

[MrAnime]

^And put video cameras around them. Would be more entertaining then bait car.

[Squarehard]

Then we can turn it into a show and have John Bunnell narrate.