First World Problems.

[Jamie]

Hey, why not, we don't have a FWP thread, so here's to this one being of comical relief. Don't know about FWP? Read up here.

I'm running out of DVD shelf space, so I have to put some things in long ways above other DVDs which puts them out of alphabetical order so that I can fit all my DVDs in my DVD shelf.

[r-18]

my computer i too old to play the new games.....boohoo....

probably the best/worst one: i'm soo fat.....


like that???

[mmag13]

My room is too crowded. I want to get a nicer computer chair (padded, leather, etc), but the space between my bed and my computer desk will only allow for a cheap fabric one.

[r-18]

you poor soul ..how do you stand it?????

[KyuuAL]

OMG Copyright Infringement!!!

[MugiwaraMarius]

I'm annoyed all my spam e-mail isn't this awesomely hilarious:

From: "Don Killer" <donkill4money@gmail.com>
To: <undisclosed-recipients:>
Sent: Wednesday, November 23, 2011 5:19 AM
Subject: YOU ARE WARNED! SOMEONE WANTS YOU DEAD


Good Day,

I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the secret with you till further notice, You have no need of knowing who i am, where am from, till i make out a space for us to see, I have being paid to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer, its one i believe you call your friend, i have followed you closely for a week and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusation, Do not think of contacting the police or F.B.I or try
to send a copy of this to them, because if you do i will definitely know, and might be pushed to do what i have being paid to do and i will also extend it to your family, beside this is the first time i turned out to be a betrayer in my job.

I called my employer back and ask him of your email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and that's what I used to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you and your daily activities too, so don't forget i know you and where you live.

Now listen, i will arrange for us to see face to face but before that i need the amount of $7000 and you will have nothing to be afraid of. I will be coming to see you in your office or home determine where you wish we meet, do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation cos if you do i promise you an instant death and i will wipe out your entire generation. You will need to pay $4000 to the account i will provide for you, before we will set our first
meeting, after you have make the first advance payment to the account, i will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate you, which will be enough evidence for you to take any legal actions (if you wish to), then you would have to pay the other part after which.

May be you think this is all a joke right? we have all your movement and the movement of members of your family is monitored. Do not let them pay for your greed. Because before you are killed, you shall loose a member of your family alongside. I do not have to inform you that this message should be kept secret from everyone especially the police or FBI and other authorities, because if anything happens to any member of our gang, be it within or outside the State, your family story shall be a disaster.

NOTE: You have 48hours to comply with me or else i will do what I'm paid to do.

BE WISE!!! DON'T LET YOUR FAMILY PAY FOR YOUR OWN GREED

Lucky You.

P.S. If I do die then you all know I was killed by the laziest hitman in the world.

[gin]

Imagine this.
My internet didn't work for at least 15 minutes this morning. Well, actually about 5 minutes ago.

THE HORROR.

[LinkSword]

Originally Posted by MugiwaraMarius

I'm annoyed all my spam e-mail isn't this awesomely hilarious:

From: "Don Killer" <donkill4money@gmail.com>
To: <undisclosed-recipients:>
Sent: Wednesday, November 23, 2011 5:19 AM
Subject: YOU ARE WARNED! SOMEONE WANTS YOU DEAD


Good Day,

I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the secret with you till further notice, You have no need of knowing who i am, where am from, till i make out a space for us to see, I have being paid to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer, its one i believe you call your friend, i have followed you closely for a week and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusation, Do not think of contacting the police or F.B.I or try
to send a copy of this to them, because if you do i will definitely know, and might be pushed to do what i have being paid to do and i will also extend it to your family, beside this is the first time i turned out to be a betrayer in my job.

I called my employer back and ask him of your email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and that's what I used to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you and your daily activities too, so don't forget i know you and where you live.

Now listen, i will arrange for us to see face to face but before that i need the amount of $7000 and you will have nothing to be afraid of. I will be coming to see you in your office or home determine where you wish we meet, do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation cos if you do i promise you an instant death and i will wipe out your entire generation. You will need to pay $4000 to the account i will provide for you, before we will set our first
meeting, after you have make the first advance payment to the account, i will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate you, which will be enough evidence for you to take any legal actions (if you wish to), then you would have to pay the other part after which.

May be you think this is all a joke right? we have all your movement and the movement of members of your family is monitored. Do not let them pay for your greed. Because before you are killed, you shall loose a member of your family alongside. I do not have to inform you that this message should be kept secret from everyone especially the police or FBI and other authorities, because if anything happens to any member of our gang, be it within or outside the State, your family story shall be a disaster.

NOTE: You have 48hours to comply with me or else i will do what I'm paid to do.

BE WISE!!! DON'T LET YOUR FAMILY PAY FOR YOUR OWN GREED

Lucky You.

P.S. If I do die then you all know I was killed my the laziest hitman in the world.

''He'' sounds so stupid that I think you could go wearing this to the meeting:



And he wouldn't even notice.



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FWP: My Anatomy teacher says the established hours are not enough to explain 100% of the subject so he intends to ADD AT LEAST FOUR MORE HOURS. They're trying to further EXTEND MY FORMATION AS A PROFESSIONAL leaving me with much less time to LAZE AROUND AND WATCH ANIMU. Nobody has it worse than I do.

[Marceus]

The time on my phone expired...

[r-18]

i get too much spam....and none of it is 100% pork...