Would you rather?

[NimirRa]

Hoping you guys find this as entertaining as my friends and I do, I thought I'd start up a game of would you rather. Just pose a question with two undesirable alternatives after answering the one above yours.

Example question:
"Would you rather as a hitchhiker look in the back seat and discover bloody clothing OR handcuffs and a chainsaw?"

Example answer:
Handcuffs and a chainsaw, because he could just be a kinky lumberjack.

Let the fun begin!

Would you rather have the CIA after you OR the Mafia?

[letsbuildafire]

Both, they're bound to run into one another.

Would you rather: be stuck outside in -40C weather completely naked, or stuck outside in 40C weather wearing 5 layers of clothing?

[arc666]

stuck outside in 40C weather wearing 5 layers of clothing Heats good.

Would you rather:eat dog or cat?

[chii]

a dog

would you rather be shat on or pissed on?

[r-18]

i've eaten cats so maybe a dog for variety


would you rather be a monk or go to the moon

[NimirRa]

I'd pick monk even though they're supposed to be guys, right? Going into space scares me.

Would you rather find in your teenager's room a vial of cocaine OR a gun?

[chii]

moon
gun cause if i found drugs i'd be more pissed

*sniffles answer my question above r-18 >.<*

would you rather drowned or burn to death?

[Najaraja]

yikes. Umm. I would rather drown, I think.

Would you rather:

Have sultry porn movie music sound out whenever you make a romantic advance

OR

Lose all sexual inhibition in the presence of cantaloupe?

[chii]

cantaloupe cause the other one would get annoying lol

would you rather be abducted by a man or a woman?

[aghstnashell]

Woman...

would you rather be sent on a suicide mission or be an assassin with no worldly attachments?