Modern childcare

VivisQueen — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:01:38 GMT

My first day at work in a new temp job for my local Children's Services. It's been a boring day with my only task being to answer the telephone and convey messages. Imagine the lulz when the following conversation happens between two social workers typing at their computers:

Pam: How do you spell budweiser?

James: Uh... with E-I-S-E-R at the end.

Pam: Thanks.

James: Probably the only thing I know how to spell, heh. Why the hell do you want to know anyway?

Pam: Well, my minutes have to be accurate. I have to write what she said - that she'd only had one budweiser when she dropped the baby.

>_<

This is VERY educational

Najaraja — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:32:44 GMT

*aku_laptop aka Sgrby877*

Quote:

<+aku_laptop> Najaraja
<@NimirRa> You can get biscuits and gravy at almost any place that serves brekky
<+Najaraja> yeah, but is it any good?
<+redmaw> Naj understands
<+aku_laptop> can you be my midwife? (:nervous:)
<+Najaraja> i'm not talking about canned biscuits
<+Najaraja> midwife?
<+aku_laptop> i already has a gf, but can you be my second one?
<@NimirRa> midwife O_O
<+redmaw> lols
<+Najaraja> I don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies
<+aku_laptop> the one that cooks and stuff
<@NimirRa> XD
<+aku_laptop> lol nah i don't want that
<+Najaraja> wait...do you know what a midwife does, aku?
<+aku_laptop> just someone to cook
<+Najaraja> rofl
<@NimirRa> He wants you to deliver his children, Naj
<+redmaw> HAAHAHAH
<+aku_laptop> lol
<@letsbuildafire> he just wants the possible threesome >.>
<+aku_laptop> that too
<+Najaraja> clearly XD
<+aku_laptop> and deliver my food
<+aku_laptop> and fire nah
<+Najaraja> rofl
<+Najaraja> i have to say...
<+Najaraja> i've never had anyone ask me to be their midwife...
<+aku_laptop> lol
<+aku_laptop> now you have :D

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Modern childcare

This is VERY educational