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gin · 08-05-2008, 07:00 AM

your favourites, which are there, what are your favourites jokes and punchlines?

i ll start with george carlin

awesome guy

for your personal enjoyment...

check this link

i should issue a warning against heavy language...
YouTube - George Carlin FAT PEOPLE

Uriel · 08-05-2008, 08:15 AM

My all time fav: Pablo Francisco

YouTube - Pablo Francisco - Previewman parody

gin · 08-05-2008, 08:28 AM

reminds me of the three tenors of the preview

YouTube - Frank TV Movie Trailers Voice Over Background Concert

Holychrono · 08-05-2008, 08:31 AM

Ducks eat for free!

YouTube - mitch hedberg and the ducks

Uriel · 08-05-2008, 08:54 AM

YouTube - Pablo Francisco - Ecstacy at Techno Club

foureyedalice · 08-05-2008, 09:14 AM

don't have time to look for videos right now, but my favorites are (in no order):
Dave Chappelle
Jim Gaffigan
Margaret Cho
Wanda Sykes
Patton Oswalt
Janeane Garofalo
Lewis Black
Dimitri Martin
George Carlin (good call, Gin)
Richard Pryor
Phyllis Diller
Zach Galifianakis
Stephen Wright

gin · 08-05-2008, 09:39 AM

yeah, browsed through some of pablos stuff...though the one with chackie chan and bruce lee i knew already

anyway...i would have another great musical group called les luthiers and they make usually more intellectual jokes, unfortunately you d have to speak spanish...and speak it well to understand the jokes...
they even invented themselves a compositor who writes their songs...johann sebastian maestropiero

el teorema de tales opus 48 de johann sebastian mastropiero
YouTube - Les Luthiers - El Teorema de Thales

Si tres o más paralelas - Si tres o más parale-le-le-las (if three or more, parallels)
Si tres o más paralelas - Si tres o más parale-le-le-las
Son cortadas, son cortadas - por dos transversales, dos transversales (are cut, are cut by two transversals)
Son cortadas, son cortadas - por dos transversales, dos transversales
Si tres o más parale-le-le-las
Si tres o más parale-le-le-las
Son cortadas, son cortadas
Son cortadas, son cortadas...

Dos segmentos de una de estas, dos segmentos cualesquiera (2 segments of one of these, two segmens of any of these)
Dos segmentos de una de estas son proporcionales (two segments of these are proportional)
A los segmentos correspondiente de la oootraaa.... (to the segments corresponding the other)

Hipoooooteeeeeesiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss ss........(hypothesis)

A paralela a B, (A parallel to B)
B paralela a C,
A paralela a B, paralela a C, paralela a D!
P es a P-Q (P is to P-Q as N is to N-T...and so on)
N es a N-T
P es a P-Q como M-N es a M-T
A paralela a B,
B paralela a C,
P es a P-Q como M-N es a N-T

La bisectriz yo trazaré - Y a cuatro planos intersectaré (i draw the angle bisector - and 4 planes i subtend)
Una igualdad yo encontraré... - OP+PQ es igual a ST (an equality i ll find... - OP+PQ is equal to ST)
Usaré la hipotenusa... - Ay no te compliques nadie la usa (i ll use the hypothenuse... - ay, dont get over yourself, no one uses that)
Trazaré, pues, un cateto - Yo no me meto, yo no me meto (well, i ll draw a cathete then - i wont interfere, i wont interfere)

Triángulo, tetrágono, pentágono, hexágono, heptágono, octógono.. son todos polígonos (triangle, tetragon, pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octogon are all polygons)
Seno, coseno, tangente y secante, y la cosecante y la cotangente (sinus, cosinus, tangent and secant and cosecant and cotangent)

Tal es Thales de Mileto - Tal es Thales de Mileto (tal is thales of milet)
Tal es Thales de Mileto - Tal es Thales de Mileto

Que es lo que queríamos demostrar (which is is what we want to proof)

Que es que lo que lo que queri queri amos demos demos demostrar (which is that which we want love have to proof...lots of wordplays in that one...cant translate those...)

alright, so it isnt quite stand up comedy...
they re still awesome

Sorcery86 · 08-05-2008, 09:46 AM

Well my all time fave is a Norwegian dude called Dagfinn Lyngbø, so it won't help if I list him here. He has some really good jokes about where I live and his experiences in life.

One of his more "ehh duh" ones is about what he fears; he's afraid of going to the footbal stadium here because the team and the stadium is called brann (= fire) and what the heck do they call out when a fire breaks lose?

Other than that I can't think of any more at the moment.

ForgottenSon · 08-05-2008, 10:28 AM

Just a couple for now:

Bill Bailey
Dylan Moran

domoarigato12 · 08-05-2008, 10:30 AM

-Russell Peters

08-05-2008, 07:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
gin MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Zureich Posts: 4,003	stand up comedians your favourites, which are there, what are your favourites jokes and punchlines? i ll start with george carlin awesome guy for your personal enjoyment... check this link i should issue a warning against heavy language... YouTube - George Carlin FAT PEOPLE __________________ The Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent Gibbering Jimmying Jinni Gin of The Anti-Club and Designer of the Ecchi Bomb When retreat is not an option and remorse just ain't your style there must be something left to do Because every tragedy is a comedy unless you're the victim then you're just another monkey in the zoo

08-05-2008, 08:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
Uriel MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Poland Age: 26 Posts: 3,263	Re: stand up comedians My all time fav: Pablo Francisco YouTube - Pablo Francisco - Previewman parody __________________ "Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind." Terry Pratchett "Fascist" - ForgottenSon, Communist

08-05-2008, 08:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
gin MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Zureich Posts: 4,003	Re: stand up comedians reminds me of the three tenors of the preview YouTube - Frank TV Movie Trailers Voice Over Background Concert __________________ The Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent Gibbering Jimmying Jinni Gin of The Anti-Club and Designer of the Ecchi Bomb When retreat is not an option and remorse just ain't your style there must be something left to do Because every tragedy is a comedy unless you're the victim then you're just another monkey in the zoo

08-05-2008, 08:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
Holychrono Otaku Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Tech Age: 19 Posts: 1,141	Re: stand up comedians Ducks eat for free! YouTube - mitch hedberg and the ducks __________________ Kyonko Lover of ISSUP

08-05-2008, 08:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
Uriel MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Poland Age: 26 Posts: 3,263	Re: stand up comedians YouTube - Pablo Francisco - Ecstacy at Techno Club __________________ "Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind." Terry Pratchett "Fascist" - ForgottenSon, Communist

08-05-2008, 09:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
foureyedalice Otaku Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic U.S. Age: 25 Posts: 2,466	Re: stand up comedians don't have time to look for videos right now, but my favorites are (in no order): Dave Chappelle Jim Gaffigan Margaret Cho Wanda Sykes Patton Oswalt Janeane Garofalo Lewis Black Dimitri Martin George Carlin (good call, Gin) Richard Pryor Phyllis Diller Zach Galifianakis Stephen Wright __________________ Sister Wise Warrior of 'Feed the Birds'; Dr. Girlfriend, 'Guild of Calamitous Intent' approved costumed aggressor "I make my own fun" Last edited by foureyedalice; 08-05-2008 at 09:16 AM. Reason: forgot something

08-05-2008, 09:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
gin MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Zureich Posts: 4,003	Re: stand up comedians yeah, browsed through some of pablos stuff...though the one with chackie chan and bruce lee i knew already anyway...i would have another great musical group called les luthiers and they make usually more intellectual jokes, unfortunately you d have to speak spanish...and speak it well to understand the jokes... they even invented themselves a compositor who writes their songs...johann sebastian maestropiero el teorema de tales opus 48 de johann sebastian mastropiero YouTube - Les Luthiers - El Teorema de Thales Si tres o más paralelas - Si tres o más parale-le-le-las (if three or more, parallels) Si tres o más paralelas - Si tres o más parale-le-le-las Son cortadas, son cortadas - por dos transversales, dos transversales (are cut, are cut by two transversals) Son cortadas, son cortadas - por dos transversales, dos transversales Si tres o más parale-le-le-las Si tres o más parale-le-le-las Son cortadas, son cortadas Son cortadas, son cortadas... Dos segmentos de una de estas, dos segmentos cualesquiera (2 segments of one of these, two segmens of any of these) Dos segmentos de una de estas son proporcionales (two segments of these are proportional) A los segmentos correspondiente de la oootraaa.... (to the segments corresponding the other) Hipoooooteeeeeesiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss ss........(hypothesis) A paralela a B, (A parallel to B) B paralela a C, A paralela a B, paralela a C, paralela a D! P es a P-Q (P is to P-Q as N is to N-T...and so on) N es a N-T P es a P-Q como M-N es a M-T A paralela a B, B paralela a C, P es a P-Q como M-N es a N-T La bisectriz yo trazaré - Y a cuatro planos intersectaré (i draw the angle bisector - and 4 planes i subtend) Una igualdad yo encontraré... - OP+PQ es igual a ST (an equality i ll find... - OP+PQ is equal to ST) Usaré la hipotenusa... - Ay no te compliques nadie la usa (i ll use the hypothenuse... - ay, dont get over yourself, no one uses that) Trazaré, pues, un cateto - Yo no me meto, yo no me meto (well, i ll draw a cathete then - i wont interfere, i wont interfere) Triángulo, tetrágono, pentágono, hexágono, heptágono, octógono.. son todos polígonos (triangle, tetragon, pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octogon are all polygons) Seno, coseno, tangente y secante, y la cosecante y la cotangente (sinus, cosinus, tangent and secant and cosecant and cotangent) Tal es Thales de Mileto - Tal es Thales de Mileto (tal is thales of milet) Tal es Thales de Mileto - Tal es Thales de Mileto Que es lo que queríamos demostrar (which is is what we want to proof) Que es que lo que lo que queri queri amos demos demos demostrar (which is that which we want love have to proof...lots of wordplays in that one...cant translate those...) alright, so it isnt quite stand up comedy... they re still awesome __________________ The Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent Gibbering Jimmying Jinni Gin of The Anti-Club and Designer of the Ecchi Bomb When retreat is not an option and remorse just ain't your style there must be something left to do Because every tragedy is a comedy unless you're the victim then you're just another monkey in the zoo

08-05-2008, 09:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sorcery86 Experienced Anime Fan Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Norway Age: 22 Posts: 508	Re: stand up comedians Well my all time fave is a Norwegian dude called Dagfinn Lyngbø, so it won't help if I list him here. He has some really good jokes about where I live and his experiences in life. One of his more "ehh duh" ones is about what he fears; he's afraid of going to the footbal stadium here because the team and the stadium is called brann (= fire) and what the heck do they call out when a fire breaks lose? Other than that I can't think of any more at the moment. __________________ ~~~ Big thanks to KiraRin for the siggy ~~~ *** "There are no devils, only fallen angels"

08-05-2008, 10:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
ForgottenSon Otaku Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 21 Posts: 2,311	Re: stand up comedians Just a couple for now: Bill Bailey Dylan Moran __________________ My Band\|My Videos\|My Blog\|My LastFM\|MyMiniCity My Top 30

08-05-2008, 10:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
domoarigato12 Otaku Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SSM, Ontario, Canada Age: 17 Posts: 1,323	Re: stand up comedians -Russell Peters __________________ The Mugiwara of the International Society for the Study of Ummm... Pervertedness. (ISSUP) "If she keeps moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200." My Trap-dar has: 190 points

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