The Guild of Calamitous Intent - Anime-Planet forum

gin · 06-01-2008, 03:27 PM

I, the sovereign, hereby proclaim the guild of calamitous intent.

every further member can either chose to become a member of the council of 13 or a villain in the guild.

this will get you access to benefits such as a health and dental insurance and will offer certain protection from authorities (mods)

the arch nemesis program:

non members can petition for a villain to be assigned to them, they will be offered own threads in which they can persecute flamewars or whatever they like in there (or sth of the likes...we gonna figure out sth...)

to join you must abide our honor code:

- villains (and their henchmen) have weaponry restrictions, they may only use images and words in their posts
- sexual crimes (such as pornographic imagery) are strictly forbidden
- any member of the AP-forums associated with the guild through the arch-nemesis program will be paired off with a villain of aproximately equal wit
- local law enforcement officers (mods) are strictly off limits and cannot be trolled under any circumstances (trolling regular members is to be avoided when possible)
- no flamewars may occur during the holidays

breaking these rules and/or acts that leave the guild no choice but to abandon a member can result in expulsion and revocation of any form of immunity from law enforcement (ban)

Member List:

The Sovereign - Gin
No. 1 in the council of 13 - Short Lex
No. 2 in the council of 13 - Dontais
No. 13 in the council of 13 - themasteroffools
Henchwoman #18 (No. 13's henchman) - ish1618
Henchman #42 (No. 13's henchman) - Otaku
Arc the Bad - arc666
Baron Werner Ünderbheit - rossion
Dr. Girlfriend - foureyedalice
Dr. Henry Killinger - 1234worm
Joseph And His Amazing Technicolor Nightmare Coat - gunslingerroland7sk
Sergeant Hatred - al2551

Instructional Video (for members only)
YouTube - The Guild of Calamitous Intent: Training Video

foureyedalice · 06-01-2008, 03:32 PM

Sign me up as a villain. Are we picking people who already exist (there are so many to choose from)? I call Lady Au Pair/Dr. Girlfriend/Sheila!

al2551 · 06-01-2008, 03:40 PM

Please accept my application to the Guild as a villain. I wish to be known as "Sergeant Hatred."

danielmer · 06-01-2008, 03:43 PM

can i sign up for the arch nemesis program, i have always wanted one of those

Otaku108 · 06-01-2008, 03:43 PM

I'd like to be Henchman #42 ;)

foureyedalice · 06-01-2008, 03:50 PM

Gin- don't forget about "Rusty's Law"

gin · 06-01-2008, 03:52 PM

ok...first off:
all accepted

welcome dr girlfriend and sergeant hatred

as a henchmen...i guess you should be assigned to another villain...i guess your choice is gonna be dr girlfriend, amirite? or is this your villain name?

so anyway...what kinda plans do you have for the arch nemesis program? i just wrote something up that could be somewhat interpreted as the internet version of whats going on there...
we need to have interviews btw, so would all the applicants for the arch nemesis that wish to be assigned to danielmer plz sign up, after a short introduction he can then make his choice whom he wants as arch nemesis...

something of the likes...

edit:
rusty's law seems rather difficult to implement since its somewhat complicated to take someone as a hostage or actually injure their kin

edit2:
i also lacked to mention
theres a further choice...
you can also be either watch or ward...

not to forget the council of 13 members are each assigned a number and are the 2nd to 14th in command...
the highest ranking is in command in absence of any other officer...

Otaku108 · 06-01-2008, 04:40 PM

eh, just consider me the Henchman of all villains ;p that or until someone claims the title of the Monarch I guess. he numbered his henchmen iirc :P

gin · 06-01-2008, 04:49 PM

dr girlfriend is second in command with the monarch...

anyway, off to sleep,

foureyedalice · 06-01-2008, 10:21 PM

I need some murderous moppets.
Hey guild members... check this out!
The Venture Bros. - The Amazing Shirt of the Week Club - This Week's Shirt!

06-01-2008, 03:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
gin MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Zureich Posts: 4,003	The Guild of Calamitous Intent I, the sovereign, hereby proclaim the guild of calamitous intent. every further member can either chose to become a member of the council of 13 or a villain in the guild. this will get you access to benefits such as a health and dental insurance and will offer certain protection from authorities (mods) the arch nemesis program: non members can petition for a villain to be assigned to them, they will be offered own threads in which they can persecute flamewars or whatever they like in there (or sth of the likes...we gonna figure out sth...) to join you must abide our honor code: - villains (and their henchmen) have weaponry restrictions, they may only use images and words in their posts - sexual crimes (such as pornographic imagery) are strictly forbidden - any member of the AP-forums associated with the guild through the arch-nemesis program will be paired off with a villain of aproximately equal wit - local law enforcement officers (mods) are strictly off limits and cannot be trolled under any circumstances (trolling regular members is to be avoided when possible) - no flamewars may occur during the holidays breaking these rules and/or acts that leave the guild no choice but to abandon a member can result in expulsion and revocation of any form of immunity from law enforcement (ban) Member List: The Sovereign - Gin No. 1 in the council of 13 - Short Lex No. 2 in the council of 13 - Dontais No. 13 in the council of 13 - themasteroffools Henchwoman #18 (No. 13's henchman) - ish1618 Henchman #42 (No. 13's henchman) - Otaku Arc the Bad - arc666 Baron Werner Ünderbheit - rossion Dr. Girlfriend - foureyedalice Dr. Henry Killinger - 1234worm Joseph And His Amazing Technicolor Nightmare Coat - gunslingerroland7sk Sergeant Hatred - al2551 Instructional Video (for members only) YouTube - The Guild of Calamitous Intent: Training Video __________________ The Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent Gibbering Jimmying Jinni Gin of The Anti-Club and Designer of the Ecchi Bomb When retreat is not an option and remorse just ain't your style there must be something left to do Because every tragedy is a comedy unless you're the victim then you're just another monkey in the zoo Last edited by gin; 09-02-2008 at 11:29 AM.

06-01-2008, 03:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
foureyedalice Otaku Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic U.S. Age: 25 Posts: 2,448	Re: The Guild of Calamitous Intent Sign me up as a villain. Are we picking people who already exist (there are so many to choose from)? I call Lady Au Pair/Dr. Girlfriend/Sheila! __________________ Sister Wise Warrior of 'Feed the Birds'; Dr. Girlfriend, 'Guild of Calamitous Intent' approved costumed aggressor "I make my own fun" Last edited by foureyedalice; 06-01-2008 at 03:44 PM. Reason: clarification

06-01-2008, 03:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
al2551 Otaku Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: On the back porch poppin' another brewski! Posts: 2,900	Re: The Guild of Calamitous Intent Please accept my application to the Guild as a villain. I wish to be known as "Sergeant Hatred." __________________ If you don't care what other people think of you, you can feel comfortable anywhere. ~ Bill O'Reilly Brother Yukan Calmeal Member of the Sothis Fan Club Trebuchet Operator and Soldier of the APUCC Sergeant Hatred of The Guild of Calamitous Intent Uncle Al - The Kiddie's Pal of ISSuP

06-01-2008, 03:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
danielmer Mr. Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Lehigh Acres, FL Age: 20 Posts: 3,042	Re: The Guild of Calamitous Intent can i sign up for the arch nemesis program, i have always wanted one of those __________________ check out my blog at otakudan.com Brother Danielmer, a member of the Sothis Fan Club Ecchi Picture Master of the ISSUP Leader of the Blogging Club

06-01-2008, 03:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Otaku108 Otaku Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Austin, TX Age: 31 Posts: 1,276	Re: The Guild of Calamitous Intent I'd like to be Henchman #42 ;) __________________ Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. The Keeper of Perverted Knowledge of ISSUP

06-01-2008, 03:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
foureyedalice Otaku Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic U.S. Age: 25 Posts: 2,448	Re: The Guild of Calamitous Intent Gin- don't forget about "Rusty's Law" __________________ Sister Wise Warrior of 'Feed the Birds'; Dr. Girlfriend, 'Guild of Calamitous Intent' approved costumed aggressor "I make my own fun"

06-01-2008, 03:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
gin MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Zureich Posts: 4,003	Re: The Guild of Calamitous Intent ok...first off: all accepted welcome dr girlfriend and sergeant hatred as a henchmen...i guess you should be assigned to another villain...i guess your choice is gonna be dr girlfriend, amirite? or is this your villain name? so anyway...what kinda plans do you have for the arch nemesis program? i just wrote something up that could be somewhat interpreted as the internet version of whats going on there... we need to have interviews btw, so would all the applicants for the arch nemesis that wish to be assigned to danielmer plz sign up, after a short introduction he can then make his choice whom he wants as arch nemesis... something of the likes... edit: rusty's law seems rather difficult to implement since its somewhat complicated to take someone as a hostage or actually injure their kin edit2: i also lacked to mention theres a further choice... you can also be either watch or ward... not to forget the council of 13 members are each assigned a number and are the 2nd to 14th in command... the highest ranking is in command in absence of any other officer... __________________ The Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent Gibbering Jimmying Jinni Gin of The Anti-Club and Designer of the Ecchi Bomb When retreat is not an option and remorse just ain't your style there must be something left to do Because every tragedy is a comedy unless you're the victim then you're just another monkey in the zoo

06-01-2008, 04:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Otaku108 Otaku Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Austin, TX Age: 31 Posts: 1,276	Re: The Guild of Calamitous Intent eh, just consider me the Henchman of all villains ;p that or until someone claims the title of the Monarch I guess. he numbered his henchmen iirc :P __________________ Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. The Keeper of Perverted Knowledge of ISSUP

06-01-2008, 04:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
gin MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Zureich Posts: 4,003	Re: The Guild of Calamitous Intent dr girlfriend is second in command with the monarch... anyway, off to sleep, __________________ The Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent Gibbering Jimmying Jinni Gin of The Anti-Club and Designer of the Ecchi Bomb When retreat is not an option and remorse just ain't your style there must be something left to do Because every tragedy is a comedy unless you're the victim then you're just another monkey in the zoo

06-01-2008, 10:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
foureyedalice Otaku Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic U.S. Age: 25 Posts: 2,448	Re: The Guild of Calamitous Intent I need some murderous moppets. Hey guild members... check this out! The Venture Bros. - The Amazing Shirt of the Week Club - This Week's Shirt! __________________ Sister Wise Warrior of 'Feed the Birds'; Dr. Girlfriend, 'Guild of Calamitous Intent' approved costumed aggressor "I make my own fun"

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