COFFEE FANS UNITE! (APUCC)

[Bixie]

So Elin? Are we going to end this war?

[Elindil]

well bix itll be fun to say the least
*hands coffe 13 a thermo*
Now everyone please sit down
*everyone sits*
Alright you may all drink your coffe
*they begin to unscrew the tops*
Now we cam here today to talk to you about this childish..
*they all take a sip of coffee at once, coffee 13 takes a huge gulp*
war so that we may bring about a peace full end to
*everyone stares at the podium speaker silent, and still with glazed looks on their faces*
end this.......You idiots actually drank the coffee what abunch of morons you are i knew that the promise of coffee would be your downfall so i switched it with liquid hydrogen and used thermos so you couldn't tell the difference.

*rumages under podium and brings out two baseball bats*
well bix since they are incapacitated lets give them a head start on things
*tosses bix a bat*
lets toss some heads around shall we.

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Now playing: Queen - We Are the Champions

[Bixie]

*Bixie takes bat* Oooh nice theme song "We are the Champions"

[Elindil]

ah yes i thought it would do quite nicely for the occasion
*wacks coffee 13's head with the bat shattering him from the neck up*

ah such fun hmm how should i do this. ah yes i brought a couple pellet guns too... grab one if you like *thinks target practice is always fun*

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Now playing: Queen - Another One Bites the Dust

[Bixie]

Originally Posted by Elindil

ah yes i thought it would do quite nicely for the occasion
*wacks coffee 13's head with the bat shattering it*

ah such fun hmm how should i do this. ah yes i brought a couple pellet guns too... grab one if you like *thinks target practice is always fun*

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Now playing: Queen - Another One Bites the Dust

another great song "Another one bites the dust!

[Elindil]

hehe i have the greatest hits so go ahead and have some fun bix im gonna do a little target practice.

*fires a round which passes through 5 other members of the apucc shattering their already dead skulls*

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Now playing: Queen - Killer Queen

[Bixie]

Ok, you have fun too! Oh, and we need to hunt down their leader, Overlord01.

[Elindil]

erm *looks around* their he is in the center *grabs the bat and starts hitting it across peoples heads like you would a fence as i walk towards him*
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Now playing: Drowning Pool - Bodies

[Bixie]

Get him Elin! Get him!

[Elindil]

*walks up to overlord and dumps a highly caffeinated 24 oz soda down his throught*
i leave the rest to bixie