And yet another cozy, friendly night passes on ISSUP. Tonights spotlight: marmar's little adventure, lightly censored in Harry Potter style.
[00:26] <+Wolfdv> a 2-star general, 3 fullbirds, and half a room full of LTCs and majors
[00:27] <+aku_laptop> should have showed em your wand
[00:27] <+Wolfdv> aku your an idiot
[00:27] <~marmar04> Patches!!!!
[00:28] * ~marmar04 shows his wand to Wolfdv
[00:28] <%ThePatches> what's up, marms?
[00:28] <%ThePatches> I'm looking at shoes.
[00:28] * &NimirRa picked the wrong time to come back
[00:28] <+aku_laptop> lol
[00:28] <+aku_laptop> hi nim!
[00:28] * +Wolfdv kicks marms wand as a reflexive action
[00:28] <&NimirRa> hey akutizzzzle
[00:28] <+Wolfdv> NIMMY!!!
[00:29] * ~marmar04 shows his wand to NimirRa
[00:29] <+aku_laptop> D:
[00:29] * &NimirRa DIES
[00:29] * +aku_laptop cuts off marmar's wand
[00:29] <+aku_laptop> x:
[00:29] * +Wolfdv glomps nimmy and sheilds her
[00:29] <+Wolfdv> ie
[00:29] <%Nomadichu> lol
[00:29] <%ThePatches> NIMS!
[00:29] <&NimirRa> hai
[00:29] <+Wolfdv> marms is trying to kill us all
[00:29] * ~marmar04 tosses his wand at aku_laptop
[00:30] <&NimirRa> I'm bleeding from the eyes pretty profusely
[00:30] <+aku_laptop> oh thanks
[00:30] * +aku_laptop sells it to a muggle for a dollar
[00:30] <+aku_laptop> marmar, a muggle owns your wand now
[00:30] <+aku_laptop> i think he's going to eat it
[00:30] * ~marmar04 gets a cauldron
[00:30] <&NimirRa> .................................................. ..................
[00:30] <+aku_laptop> x:
[00:30] <+aku_laptop> marmar is now a tranny?
[00:30] <+aku_laptop> D:
[00:31] * +Wolfdv thinks marms had the same plastic surgeon as Mr Garrison
[00:31] <+aku_laptop> what about her former loli dreams?
[00:31] <+aku_laptop> no more loli?
[00:31] <&NimirRa> Mrs Garrison you mean
[00:31] * ~marmar04 gets a 12 inch strapon
[00:32] <+Wolfdv> but it was Mr Garrison while he was looking for the surgeon
[00:32] <+Wolfdv> thus Mrs Marmar wont be complete til the surgery is
[00:33] <%ThePatches> hmm...
[00:33] <%ThePatches> soon, it's horcrux time.
[00:33] * &NimirRa vomits
[00:34] * ~marmar04 horcrux squish huggles patches
[00:34] <+Wolfdv> just think nimmy...soon you'll see Mrs Marmar walking into the womens bathroom and then you can really vomit
[00:34] * ~marmar04 has to wear a k cup size horcruxholder
[00:35] <+aku_laptop> x:
[00:35] <%ThePatches> marmar is in Eiken?
[00:35] * +Wolfdv vomits
[00:35] <&NimirRa> I can never use public restrooms again
[00:35] <+Wolfdv> XD
[00:35] * ~marmar04 motorboats Wolfdv
[00:36] <%ThePatches> alright.
[00:36] <%ThePatches> LvB tiem!
[00:36] * +Wolfdv stabs Mrs Marmar in the left horcrux and watches all the water drain out
[00:36] * ~marmar04 stuffs Wolfdv face into the hole
[00:37] * &NimirRa hides in fires pantsu
[00:37] <+Wolfdv> ...me runs away and hides in nimmy's closet
[00:37] * +Fureya Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
[00:38] <&NimirRa> if you're going to use my closet you have to wear nekomimi
[00:38] <&NimirRa> and be at least half naked
[00:38] <%ThePatches> hahahahaha.
[00:38] <+Wolfdv> hrm...deal
[00:38] <+Wolfdv> BUT
[00:38] <+Wolfdv> only if you get out the belt
[00:39] * Fureya has joined #ISSUP
[00:39] <&NimirRa> sounds like a plan
[00:39] <+Wolfdv> WOOT
[00:39] * +Wolfdv puts up the anti-marms barrier
[00:39] <+Wolfdv> beat me like bobby beats whitney
[00:39] <&NimirRa> >.,
[00:39] <&NimirRa> >.<
[00:40] <%ThePatches> this went...
[00:40] <%ThePatches> yeah...
[00:41] <%ThePatches> I'm gonna go watch the horcrux anime now.
[00:41] <+Wolfdv> you do that
[00:41] * ~marmar04 shakes his one good horcrux for patches
[00:41] * ThePatches is now known as ThePatches|LvB
[00:42] * &NimirRa burns it with fire
[00:43] * ~marmar04 smacks NimirRa with a charred horcrux
[00:43] * +Wolfdv gives nimmy a torch cause he thinks she needs more fire
[00:43] * +Fureya Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
[00:43] <&NimirRa> MOAR
[00:44] <%ThePatches|LvB> marms.
[00:44] * Fureya has joined #ISSUP
[00:44] <%ThePatches|LvB> if this is what happens when I come back to the chan, I might leave for good.
[00:44] <~marmar04> yas
[00:44] <~marmar04> Ok
[00:44] <+aku_laptop> aww
[00:45] <+aku_laptop> what's wrong patches
[00:45] * Nomadish has joined #ISSUP
[00:45] <~marmar04> Could change back of aku_laptop didn't sell my wand to a muggle
[00:45] <%ThePatches|LvB> hehehehe.
[00:45] <~marmar04> *if
[00:45] <%ThePatches|LvB> that is true.
[00:45] <%ThePatches|LvB> i just feel that nimmy is being unfairly victimized.
[00:45] <+aku_laptop> ahh
[00:46] <+aku_laptop> well if you think of it like this patches
[00:46] <~marmar04> She burned my horcrux dude
[00:46] <&NimirRa> me?
[00:46] <+aku_laptop> nimirizzle can take care of herself ^^
[00:46] <+aku_laptop> and if necessary
[00:46] <+aku_laptop> snip the remainder of marmar's magehood =x
[00:46] <+aku_laptop> i only took the twigs
[00:46] <+aku_laptop> there's still the berries :D
[00:46] <&NimirRa> that means I have to touch it
[00:46] <+aku_laptop> oh
[00:47] <+aku_laptop> good point
[00:47] <~marmar04> lol
[00:47] <+aku_laptop> well you can have me do it for you
[00:47] <+aku_laptop> i don't mind
[00:47] <&NimirRa> I am not going to whatever base that is with marms
[00:47] * ~marmar04 has cauldronballs
[00:47] <+aku_laptop> and i'll sell it to another muggle
[00:47] <&NimirRa> WAIT
[00:47] <&NimirRa> twigs?
[00:47] <+aku_laptop> haha
[00:47] <&NimirRa> MULTIPLE?
[00:47] <+aku_laptop> lol
[00:47] <&NimirRa> oh shiii
[00:47] <+aku_laptop> well he is a marmar
[00:47] <+aku_laptop> not mar
[00:47] <&NimirRa> I'm halfway interesting now
[00:47] <&NimirRa> interested
[00:47] <+aku_laptop> lol
[00:48] <~marmar04> It's not quality it's quanity
[00:48] <%ThePatches|LvB> hahahaha.
[00:48] <&NimirRa> duly noted