Modern childcare

[VivisQueen]

My first day at work in a new temp job for my local Children's Services. It's been a boring day with my only task being to answer the telephone and convey messages. Imagine the lulz when the following conversation happens between two social workers typing at their computers:

Pam: How do you spell budweiser?

James: Uh... with E-I-S-E-R at the end.

Pam: Thanks.

James: Probably the only thing I know how to spell, heh. Why the hell do you want to know anyway?

Pam: Well, my minutes have to be accurate. I have to write what she said - that she'd only had one budweiser when she dropped the baby.

>_<

[Quizap]

I just Lol'd...

[Funkgun]

She did not drop the beer however.

[r-18]

beer costs to replace

[VivisQueen]

Plus beer can lead to children if you have enough of it - children cannot lead to beer.

[BTime]

Spilled Beer is alcohol abuse, and we know child services doesn't tolerate that.

[r-18]

Originally Posted by VivisQueen

Plus beer can lead to children if you have enough of it - children cannot lead to beer.

well i hear there is a pretty good market for kids in some places ...not that i would know anything about that....

[Funkgun]

Originally Posted by VivisQueen

Plus beer can lead to children if you have enough of it - children cannot lead to beer.

Dunno, I was told I caused my dad to drink once in a while.

[KatDJZ]

Originally Posted by Funkgun

Dunno, I was told I caused my dad to drink once in a while.

I still hear that from my dad on a daily basis. "You know why we drink? Because we have children".

[Funkgun]

Originally Posted by KatDJZ

I still hear that from my dad on a daily basis. "You know why we drink? Because we have children".

That and "this is why my hair went grey!" =)