What happens when you leave men on their own....

[KiraRin]

I literally just got back from shopping to discover this wonderful soliloquy in irc....

[12:36] <Sandbar> Hello?
[12:38] <Sandbar> You know, when I signed up for membership to this club, I was told there would be orgies. :-(
[12:39] * Sandbar sits in the corner and waits
[12:40] * Sandbar kicks the wall. Tests the foundations for salt damp.
[12:40] <Sandbar> At least there's normally a guy in a towel to greet me! :-(
[12:41] * Sandbar misses the guy in the towel
[12:44] * Sandbar rings the bell
[12:44] * Sandbar hears a feminine scream
[12:45] <Sandbar> Fire, is that you? Fire?!!
[12:46] * Sandbar opens up the ISSUP trapdoor, leading to the basement
[12:46] <Sandbar> Hello! Anyone down there?!!
[12:47] <Sandbar> I was told there would be orgies. Have you guys started without me again?
[12:47] * Sandbar descends the steps
[12:48] <Sandbar> Hello? Kira?!! Fire?!! Chii??
[12:49] * Sandbar smells poutine
[12:49] * Sandbar licks his lips
[12:50] <Sandbar> Chii, you remembered the way I like it!!!
[12:50] * Sandbar takes his clothes off
[12:50] <Sandbar> Chii, I hope the gravy isn't too hot this time....Chii, I'm coming for you. *giggles*
[12:52] * Sandbar runs down the dark corridor naked, craving his body to be lathered in gravy, while Chii feeds him poutine
[12:53] <Sandbar> Hello? This isn't funny guys! Where are you all?
[12:54] * Sandbar feels a cold wind brush his neck. His penis shrinks into his body. He swallows. He tastes fear.
[12:55] * Sandbar feels his way along the dark corridor, and realises he is completely lost. Lost in this corridor of perversion.
[12:56] * Sandbar smiles as he remembers Kira guiding him down the corridor of perversion
[12:58] * Sandbar recalls a room nearby where male members of ISSUP can freely wear women's underwear without ridicule. Fire is usually there....
[13:00] <Sandbar> Fire!!!! I'm coming, babe!!!
[13:02] * Sandbar reaches the Room of Women's Undergarments Aplenty, and opens the door, expecting to see Fire in the pink crotchless panties
[13:05] <Sandbar> You know, I've reached a creative block in this story, right? :-) I'm starting to get self-conscious. *sniff*
[13:05] * Sandbar puts his clothes back on
[13:06] * Sandbar feels his way back down the corridor, and at one stage is sure he feels Kira's left boob
[13:06] * Sandbar finds the steps and ascends back into the light
[13:07] <Sandbar> Well, I'm uhhh...off now. But I'll be back next month. Okay guys? I shall return!
[13:08] <Sandbar> If I'm gonna renew my membership, there at least better be Chii and her gravy spoon involved next time!
[13:08] * Sandbar turns to leave, and as he exits he somehow feels like he missed something....big
[13:09] * Sandbar (~ks@Rizon-D61A2CD1.lns10.adl2.internode.on.net) Quit

H.

[Sandbar]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!



*runs away*

[DeusVult]

hmm Sandbar. I must say. . . hmm.

[Cedfas]

Amazing

*Cheers*

[Pidjiken]

lolz

A fine read indeed.

[Brand2]

Well, Sandy, that certainly was creative lol.

[Bixie]

Hmm? oh my

[r-18]

we certainly learn more about sandy every day.....weather we wish to or not.

[Sandbar]

Perhaps I should just stick to stalking people in their profiles.

[r-18]

oh no we just love to hear you inner pondering of the mysteries of love ...or what ever passes for it with your type.