Funny Forum Quotes

[lagore]

Hello comrades!

It occurs to me that there is plenty of humor to be had from simply quoting strange posts from around the forum. They can be funny because they are taken out of context, because the poster was being strange at the time, because they are riddle with typos, etc. etc. etc.

For example, here are just a few of my posts:

Originally Posted by lagore

Alcoholism is fun!

Originally Posted by lagore

Well, I'm against cutting up baby genitals in theory, but...

Originally Posted by lagore

Near the James WHAT! That's what babies in large pumpkins said and you didn't so don't even pretend.

Originally Posted by lagore

Tally-ho gentlemen!

*puts on a top hat and monocle and promptly begins juggling hamsters whilst the song 'I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts' plays in the background and feral marmots scamper across the floor*

Originally Posted by lagore

Well... I can tell you it involves a banana, two oiled-up Mediterranean men, and a Boeing 747.

Originally Posted by lagore

Wow! That's a lot of sarin gas!

Originally Posted by lagore

Oh, don't mind me. Just talking to myself:


-Hey, Lagore. What's shakin'?

+Shut the fuck up before I bend you over backwards and gut you like a fish!

-Whoa, calm down, Lagore. No need to get all upset.

+Well, I'm sorry if stupid little dipshits like you upset me, Lagore!

-Fuck you Lagore!

+Naw dood! Fuck you Lagore! I'm made of fishes!

[lagore]

And a few more:

Originally Posted by lagore

That is so sexist! Just because I have a penis (in a jar, in my broom closet) doesn't mean that I constantly whine.

Originally Posted by lagore

It's 2008 dammit! Why are we not living in colonies on the moon getting pleasured by our robot maids as we go to see our Martian overlords in our steam-powered jetpacks?

Originally Posted by lagore

Holy fucking rainbow-colored cunts filled with marmalade!

Originally Posted by lagore

Look, I'm just saying that some animals are asking for it.

Originally Posted by lagore

Boys I just watched and I could do rounders in real life if I wanted that's the truth.

Originally Posted by lagore

*ding-dong*


+Hello? Who is it?

-Good evening sir. I'm here to deliver your large pizza with extra sausage.

+Oh goodness me... I don't have any money on me, mister... uh, what's your name.

-Donswallow. Call me Lagore Dongswallow.

+Maybe you could come inside Mr. Dongswallow and we can work something out.

-Yeah, fo' sho'. Or I could ream you in the bum.

+Oh, yeah. That sounds good.


*baw-chicka-wa-waa*

[NimirRa]

You didn't say any of those. XD

[lagore]

Ya huh! Why do you always doubt me...

You can click the little arrows at the top of the quotes to see for yourself!

[NimirRa]

Originally Posted by lagore

Ya huh! Why do you always doubt me...

You can click the little arrows at the top of the quotes to see for yourself!

I sowwy. ;_;

Here are some of your best, but since you did so many quotes in your post I can't quote it myself...

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[lagore]

Hahaha! Good choice!

Also, don't worry Nigle-Snoosh! I forgive you.


ALSO: Everyone out there, don't be intimidated by the large number of quotes I posted. You can just post one if you you come across a funny quote in the forum.

[Jamie]

I don't know anyone else on the forum that jacks off their ego more than you, lagore.

[lagore]

You know, there are plenty of opportunities to make that comment, but it seems quiet odd in this particular thread.

This is a thread for posting funny quotes. What does that have to do with my massive, throbbing, sweaty ego?

[mussolini]

I think it's because you quoted only yourself, which is about comparable to laughing at your own jokes.

I'm not trying to cause trouble or anything, but wouldn't it make a whole lot more sense to quote other people's amusing posts? It just seems a bit odd to quote your own posts.

Most of them aren't even funny.

[lagore]

Well, I'm more familiar with my quotes. And I assume everyone else will mostly post their own quotes too.