Funny Forum Quotes

[Uriel]

Originally Posted by CMC

Of course. Someone else's hand always feels better than your own, even when they're doing it wrong.

I dare to disagree, skill is the essence.

[lagore]

Anywho, speaking of NOT mutual masturbation:

Originally Posted by Anonymous

What in the fuck?

One does not simply block a drain with their vagina.

Originally Posted by Homestarrunner.com

Sup my young parsons I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube!

And for the Neon Genesis Evangelion fans/haters:

Originally Posted by TVTropes.com

When a viewer accidentally receives spoilers, they often won't believe that they could possibly be real because it seems too crazy to be true. Often times, what fools people is the details: "everybody dies at the end of this series" is believable, but "everybody gets hugged and turns into Tang" is not.

[lagore]

Oh shit! None of thse are actually from the forum!

[CMC]

Originally Posted by lagore

Oh shit! None of thse are actually from the forum!

Congrats, Captain Obvious.

[lagore]

You know, I can do without the rudeness, sir.

[Pidjiken]

Originally Posted by lagore

You know, I can do without the rudeness, sir.

Originally Posted by CMC

Congrats, Captain Obvious.

fits

[Pidjiken]

Originally Posted by lagore

It's Christmas eve here. Hopefully he'll stop by and say: -_-

I love it when that happens.

About Aggy

[Sandbar]

Not wishing to enhance Lagore's ego further, I submit this classic non-Lagorian quote. :-)

Originally Posted by Najaraja

there's nothing immature about gay cock. It's serious business.

[lagore]

Yeah, should've guessed you'd quote something like that, Sandy...

Originally Posted by Sandbar

OMG - I haven't heard of this game in years. You referring to the adventure game, right? Classic. I am honoured to know someone who has played this rare gem. Okay, I will allow you to feel one buttock. That is all.

And since I know how much you all looooooove my quotes:

Originally Posted by lagore

Well, I always say there's nothing like a child prostitution joke to liven up the mood.

[aghstnashell]

Originally Posted by NimirRa

I sowwy. ;_;

Here are some of your best, but since you did so many quotes in your post I can't quote it myself...

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I fail to see the humor in any of those quotes...