Vintage Quotes!

[Locate]

Names and places have been changed to protect the anything but innocent!

<[HUN]Squidsqueezer> I see my future now down at the docks, pleasing sailors
<[HUN]Squidsqueezer> ohhh wait thats Flimm!
<[HUN]Squidsqueezer> my bad

<Gunslinger >also, I did not take the shit that clogged the FUCKING TOILET
<(Neko)Rocket> I don't think I'd want a fucking toilet... being molested by porcelain sounds painful

<Gunslinger92> I was just thinking...you know that twenty years from now, we'll look back and say: "Can you remember when we didn't have genetically engineered tentacle monsters for all our pornography needs?"
<Gunslinger92> and then we'll be whipped by our robot masters for talking when we should be mining their raw minerals out of an asteroid.

<aoki> it slices, dices, juliennes!
<aoki> all for $19.95!
<aoki> but wait! THERE'S MORE!
<Fernando> free shipping?
<Splattermark_v2_0975> JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY, BEANCHILD!
<Shalist> if you change the channel now, we'll include the survival of at least some of your brain cells!

<Frost> I'm just trying to figure out what to make this guard in NWN say, and currently I'm too lazy to come up with anything good myself. ^_^
<Frost> *makes mental note: Create quest for orange juice*
<Frost> With pulp!
<Kensai> You can always have him screaming "None shall pass"
<Kensai> or ask if they're part of the knights who say NI!

<Flimmeren> pink rubber arms - those will be my new fetish

<Locate> *waves at the channel for no apparent reaon*
<Nanashi> *eats locate's hand for no apparent reason*
<Locate> Mm. I hope it's yummy.. Do you want some mustard with your/my hand?

<DataBurn> *shines light on ahou*
<Ahou[SWE]> GAAH!!! bright light!

<Akuma> hehe, girls are always talking about their boobies :-0
<Sea> cause they're so fascinating...
<Akuma> I wish I had a girl friend that would let me play with her boobies
<Akuma> they are as much fun as playing wih barbey dolls
<Akuma> err... I mean... Monster trucks!!
<Akuma> @_@

[Ketsuron]

ancient Quotes :3

[Tetra]

I saw some of those!
*flashbacks*

[VampireKitty]

WOW.
Some of those are just soo funny,
Some . . . Nar all of those are WAY too funny. It made me giggle soo much.
Don't you just love it when the past comes to bite you in the arse??

[Worosei]

no, cause it means if there is an anime chick that wants to bite you on the arse, she wont be able to... duh!

[VampireKitty]

Worosei you do say some strange things but so far you have made me giggle alot :D
so thumbs up to you!
*thumbs up to the monitor*

[Worosei]

*worosei sees thumbs, makes a printout, turns it into a badge and sticks it on his shirt to show his mummy what a good boy he's :D