Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! - Anime-Planet forum

NeX · 03-14-2008, 08:19 PM

<+nex[dead]> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_Vibrator <-- cutest vibrator on the planet!
<+nex[dead]> i love the description
<+nex[dead]> also known as Happy-makes my daughter spin-toy is a vibrator and a crime against nature which is produced in Japan. The Hello Kitty Vibrator® is most often used by Japanese schoolgirls during the long and boring periods of time (which can sometimes last to up to 10 minutes) when they are not engaged in sexual activities with tentacle monsters or each other. This is Japan's most popular birthday present for girls aging from 3-15 years old, and older office ladies aging from 29 years old and up.
<+nex[dead]> Hello Kitty Vibrator is awesome
<@sea> -_______________-
<+BelYaun> lol
<+BelYaun> what's with the specs on it
<@sea> that would go into the chat quotes if it weren't so long
<+nex[dead]> dude
<+nex[dead]> read this
<+nex[dead]> the rejected slogans
<+nex[dead]> * Make daugtaa happy rong time!
<+nex[dead]> * It's Prrrrrrrr-rific!
<+nex[dead]> * ME-OW!
<+nex[dead]> * Kid Tested, Mother Approved!
<+nex[dead]> * A Pussy for a Pussy!
<+nex[dead]> last two ownd

For all the fathers and mothers with daughters you know what to get them for their bdays! Also, for women over 29 who need some stress relief

shortlex · 03-14-2008, 10:01 PM

ewwww... that;s gross, I seen merchandising before but not to this extent

Merlin · 03-14-2008, 10:25 PM

you know as if we were having trouble dealing with the whole CP issue here. you have to post that. From what the posts says it looks to be marketed to too young of girls. so please get rid of it.

BelYaun · 03-15-2008, 02:45 AM

-_- Why am I in these quote threads so often

Sydd · 03-15-2008, 05:50 AM

th-there's a CP issue here?

Also Hello Kitty vibrators have been around for infinity years.

Merlin · 03-15-2008, 10:57 AM

one of the slogans. is CP

Value1k · 03-15-2008, 10:58 AM

"when they are not engaged in sexual activities with tentacle monsters or each other"

v16 · 03-15-2008, 01:13 PM

Two corrections.

First, it's a VIBLATOR, not a vibrator.

Duomaxwe · 03-15-2008, 01:30 PM

Just what is a VIBLATOR?

ForgottenSon · 03-15-2008, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin

one of the slogans. is CP

None of the ones in the first post are CP, as far as I can see.

03-14-2008, 08:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
NeX Moderator Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 179	Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! <+nex[dead]> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_Vibrator <-- cutest vibrator on the planet! <+nex[dead]> i love the description <+nex[dead]> also known as Happy-makes my daughter spin-toy is a vibrator and a crime against nature which is produced in Japan. The Hello Kitty Vibrator® is most often used by Japanese schoolgirls during the long and boring periods of time (which can sometimes last to up to 10 minutes) when they are not engaged in sexual activities with tentacle monsters or each other. This is Japan's most popular birthday present for girls aging from 3-15 years old, and older office ladies aging from 29 years old and up. <+nex[dead]> Hello Kitty Vibrator is awesome <@sea> -_______________- <+BelYaun> lol <+BelYaun> what's with the specs on it <@sea> that would go into the chat quotes if it weren't so long <+nex[dead]> dude <+nex[dead]> read this <+nex[dead]> the rejected slogans <+nex[dead]> * Make daugtaa happy rong time! <+nex[dead]> * It's Prrrrrrrr-rific! <+nex[dead]> * ME-OW! <+nex[dead]> * Kid Tested, Mother Approved! <+nex[dead]> * A Pussy for a Pussy! <+nex[dead]> last two ownd For all the fathers and mothers with daughters you know what to get them for their bdays! Also, for women over 29 who need some stress relief

03-14-2008, 10:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
shortlex MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Australia, Sydney Age: 18 Posts: 4,479	Re: Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! ewwww... that;s gross, I seen merchandising before but not to this extent __________________ Brother Frank One of the High Priest & Prophet of Sothis Fan Club Official Moe Mascot of ISSUP Holy Crusader of APUCC

03-14-2008, 10:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Merlin Anime Guru Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The land of potatoes. Aka Idaho. Age: 23 Posts: 778	Re: Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! you know as if we were having trouble dealing with the whole CP issue here. you have to post that. From what the posts says it looks to be marketed to too young of girls. so please get rid of it. __________________ Merlin the Omnipotent of International Society for the Study of Ummm... Pervertedness. (ISSUP) Learn how to use your Trapdar!

03-15-2008, 02:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
BelYaun Anime Fan in Training Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Phoenix, USA Age: 20 Posts: 172	Re: Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! -_- Why am I in these quote threads so often __________________ May be too much to handle

03-15-2008, 05:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sydd Narumon Z Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Erie, PA, USA Age: 27 Posts: 28	Re: Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! th-there's a CP issue here? Also Hello Kitty vibrators have been around for infinity years. __________________ that was wonderful... now brush your teeth so i can kiss you

03-15-2008, 10:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Merlin Anime Guru Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The land of potatoes. Aka Idaho. Age: 23 Posts: 778	Re: Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! one of the slogans. is CP __________________ Merlin the Omnipotent of International Society for the Study of Ummm... Pervertedness. (ISSUP) Learn how to use your Trapdar!

03-15-2008, 10:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
Value1k MY DNA IS MADE UP OF ANIME Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: California Age: 19 Posts: 3,100	Re: Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! "when they are not engaged in sexual activities with tentacle monsters or each other" __________________

03-15-2008, 01:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
v16 Anime Guru Join Date: Oct 2006 Age: 28 Posts: 909	Re: Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! Two corrections. First, it's a VIBLATOR, not a vibrator. Second, it's usually much longer and bigger, the Uncyc perhaps had specs of a kids' model, at just 18mm thick. Adult models are usually 30mm in diameter. __________________ You can tell a lot about a nation by its language. For instance, American has more slang words for money and guns than any other tongue. The French term terroir has no translations and is used by wine enthusiasts in all countries. Japanese is the only language to have separate words for child porn with girls and with boys.

03-15-2008, 01:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Duomaxwe Experienced Anime Fan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northern Ireland Age: 18 Posts: 580	Re: Hello kitty vibrator invades ap! Just what is a VIBLATOR? __________________ It is not foolish to have a dream, but mad to have only a dream. Unfortunately this world is full of dreamers - Lord Il Palazzo

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