If YOU can think of a better idea to use a time machine for, I'd like to hear it.

[Justice4243]

<Justice4243> "HOW THE HELL DID 100 DILDOS END UP IN MY ROOM?!"
<fireydarkness> Ain't nottin wrong wit a hundred dildos
<MalteseFalcon> hey, I didn't mean invent a time machine JUST so he could go to the convention, that is just one of the side benefits
<fireydarkness> Go head.
<Nanashi`> And so began the 100 days of 100 dildos for firey
<Nanashi`> in your car - dildos!
<Nanashi`> in your fridge - dildos!
<Nanashi`> in your shower - dildos!
<MalteseFalcon> in your office - dildos!
<Nanashi`> planted in your yard like flowers - dildos!
<fireydarkness> AWESOME
<Justice4243> hahaha
<fireydarkness> I'v always wanted dildo flowers.
<Nanashi`> glued to your body - dildos!
<root02> you'll have no reason to ever wear pants!
<MalteseFalcon> what if the pants were made out of dildos?
<Nanashi`> that's day 85, Falcon
<fireydarkness> Somehow.. I think altogether that'll end up being more then a hundred dildos..
<Justice4243> dilants
<fireydarkness> or do you mean a hundred dildos each day?
<Justice4243> pados
<Nanashi`> I'm just moving them day to day
<root02> it's 100 per day
<Nanashi`> I've got a fucking time machine
<Nanashi`> I can do whatever :)
<fireydarkness> Won't that be fairly expensive?
<Nanashi`> And I choose to use it to torment you with dildos
<Nanashi`> DUH! I can go back in time and collect the same dildos over and over again
<fireydarkness> Who said it would be torment? Hoooo.
<root02> speaking of dildos, it'll be legal to sell them here in texas after this month
<Nanashi`> Erm, wasn't that the other way around root
<Justice4243> Won't that kinda dick around with time (pun intended)
<Nanashi`> as in, it's CURRENTLY illegal
<Exhausted_BelYaun> You know, your average machinist can manufacture up to 30 dildos on a manual machine
<MalteseFalcon> Nanashi`: I dare you to compile 100 whole ways to surprise and torment someone with dildos
<fireydarkness> I find that a little strange.. because it seems like Texas is full of dildos.
<root02> AFTER this month, it will e legal
<root02> meaning it's currently illegal
<Nanashi`> yes I read that again
<root02> read what I type
<Nanashi`> silly backwards Texans.
<Exhausted_BelYaun> no
<root02> silly fundies
<Nanashi`> Says a Texan XD
<root02> the local law enforcement really doesn't care
<MalteseFalcon> actually, you can probably get downright terrifying if you end up using thor
<root02> they only do something if some pundit goe into a shop and then files a complaint with the police
<Nanashi`> I like the idea of replacing all the innards of all food packages in the house with dildos
<Nanashi`> package of ramen ---> dildo!
<fireydarkness> Then whatever shall I eat?
<Nanashi`> dildos.
<root02> and then they just confiscate some goods and slap them on the wrist
<Nanashi`> but I'll just go back in time and steal it from you before you eat it
<root02> EAT IT
<Nanashi`> I *could* do good with my time machine...but instead I torment with dildos
<MalteseFalcon> if enough people laugh, can't it be considered good?
<Nanashi`> I'm banking on the annoyance factor after awhile
<Nanashi`> the *Wake up* Grumble!? Where the fuck are those dildos going to be TODAY >:(
<MalteseFalcon> a constant source of surprise and amazement!
<Justice4243> and then a dresser door is opened "Oh GOOD, all my clothes have been replaced with DILDOS!"
<harada> :s
<MalteseFalcon> wait until the car seats are replaced with dildos
<fireydarkness> Why don't you go ahead and grab the dildo in my front pocket. Hohohoho.
<root02> YOUR PENIS IS NOT THERE
<root02> IT'S NOW A DILDO.
<Justice4243> haha
<fireydarkness> I woke up this morning, and I couldn't remember where I left my penis.
<renshi> that reminds me, I had a dream about a 1u 2 node quad processor xeon the other day
<harada> *-processor+dildo
<harada> fixed for you.
<Nanashi`> indeed
<Nanashi`> topic is dildos
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<Nanashi`> wolfco
<Nanashi`> the topic is dildos

[Vulcan1212]

LMFAO WHAT??? And wait.. Is this in AP chat or something?!? Mine doesn't work!!

[Justice4243]

Try downloading an IRC program for it, works a bit better than online

[Value1k]

<Nanashi`> I've got a fucking time machine
<Nanashi`> I can do whatever :)

haha