The Crazy Adventures of Sothis and Coffee!!!!

[PhoenixLament]

<BACON_EATER> sea, are you made of delicious b acon?
<APN><(APs)JZavala> and im still atheist.
<BACON_EATER> IF SO I WILL DEVOUR YOU
<sea> erm... no!

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<BelYaun> mmm, I should randomly leave comments for people
<COFFEE_sothis> thats what jesus would want you to do, bel
<COFFEE_sothis> he spoke to me in a vision
<BelYaun> So I shouldn't then
<APN> <(AP¹)Bowser> parasite eve would be an awesome anime
<APN> <(APs)JZavala> lol.
<COFFEE_sothis> by jesus i meant satan
<BelYaun> Me and Jesus got a rivalry
<APN> <(APs)JZavala> what about me sothis, im atheist.
<COFFEE_sothis> by satan i meant some hot girl
<COFFEE_sothis> YOU GUYS ARE TOUGH CUSTOMERS
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<Mist_Hero> WHAT THE HELL
<BelYaun> We had this special cake at a bachelor party....
<Mist_Hero> Bacon Eater O.o
<BACON_EATER> >:E
<Mist_Hero> sothis again >.>;
<BACON_EATER> NO I AM NOT SOTHIS
<BACON_EATER> I AM AN EATER OF BACON
<Mist_Hero> i wonder if sea-chan would love to hear Bacondon again
<Coop> in the words of the now famous Fry .....Hummm bacon fryed bacon
<BACON_EATER> with bacon salt
<trophaeum> soth LOL, your nuts, bacon salt sounds good though
<Coop> essence of bacon!
<BACON_EATER> so does bacon chocolate~!!

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<DUCHESS_OF_BACONSHIRE> >:E
<Coop> the meds must be kickin on
<DUCHESS_OF_BACONSHIRE> IT'S MRS BACON TO YOU, GOOD SIR
<root02> Mistress Bacon
<Coop> how about Ms
<-- sublime has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<DUCHESS_OF_BACONSHIRE> im married, so it's mrs!
<DUCHESS_OF_BACONSHIRE> to the duke of muttonshire
<Coop> bleh...to his porkness the duke of bacondumb
<BelYaun> One of my teachers was married and still had us call her ms
<root02> It's amazing how delicious things get when you're utterly famished
<DUCHESS_OF_BACONSHIRE> delicious like bacon?
<Coop> one of my teachers isn't married and she's hot
<BelYaun> Real baconshire http://www.troyjmorris.com/wordpress/?p=256

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<DUCHESS_OF_BACONSHIRE> i want a car made out of bacon



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* DUCHESS_OF_BACONSHIRE throws a piece of bacon at coop
* Coop eats the bacon
<BelYaun> That last one is a little questionable...
<DUCHESS_OF_BACONSHIRE> YOUR FACE IS QUESTIONABLE!

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<BACON_EATER> I COULD MIX BACON WITH MY COFFEE
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<COFFEE_sothis> HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT
<COFFEE_sothis> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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<COFFEE_sothis> ahahahaha
<COFFEE_sothis> i get notices when people delete comments
<COFFEE_sothis> as i want to make sure i can stop spammers quickly <COFFEE_sothis> i do not like seeing if comments i write such as "welcome!! etc" are deleted -_-
<COFFEE_sothis> of course i always go leave a comment in people's profiles because i'm a jerk, and they never delete that one!! haha
<COFFEE_sothis> they are probably scared to

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<APN> <(APs)JZavala> *is being entertained by sothis.....quite amusing.*
<BACON_SOTHIS> I LIKE BACON
<BelYaun> One of my "exes" was a devout Catholic
<BelYaun> Told her she should dress as a nun for my birthday
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<APN> <(APs)JZavala> sup sup
<Coop> hey zav
<APN> <(APs)JZavala> your the only one up?
<COFFEE_sothis> >:E
<BelYaun> we're always here
<BelYaun> ....we're watching from the shadoes
<COFFEE_sothis> LIKE HERPES
<BelYaun> Doh
<COFFEE_sothis> @_@
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<Mist_Hero> sothis is drunk what the hell...
* COFFEE_sothis gives honeycomb to aku
<aku_satou> =o
<aku_satou> yum
<COFFEE_sothis> >:E ---E mist
<COFFEE_sothis spears mist with the trident again


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<coffee_sothis> COME HERE LITTLE CHILDREN FOR YOUR PRESENTS
<root02> <@>_<@>
* coffee_sothis pulls out the knives
<root02> I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME
<aku_satou> hurray \o/
<coffee_sothis> MOHOHOHOHOHO
<jei-sensei> *shows sothis his soul*
* coffee_sothis goes to get more coffee
<aku_satou> what kind of knives?
<coffee_sothis> WHY YES OLD CHAP YOU MAY HAVE A CUP
<aku_satou> i need a stabbing knife
<Mist_Hero> o.o
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<coffee_sothis> >:E ------o mist
<sea> ._.
<jei-sensei> let's all pat sea
<coffee_sothis> that's me firing a missile at mist
<aku_satou> what's wrong sea?
<coffee_sothis> I AM THE BEST AT GRAPHICS
<jei-sensei> *gathers everyone around sea to pat away*
* Mist_Hero dodges the missile
<jei-sensei> *pat pat...pat*
<aku_satou> i need tea =o
<coffee_sothis> >:E ------E jei
<coffee_sothis> TRIDENT AT JEI
<Mist_Hero> -_- =============> sothis
<jei-sensei> *huggles the trident*
<Mist_Hero> that's me firing a kamehameha wave at sothis -_-x
<jei-sensei> nice stabbing death weapon ^^
<Mist_Hero> yeah a trident has 3 prongs
<aku_satou> it looks like you're poking her with a large ===> arrow
<Mist_Hero> and hooks at each end
<Mist_Hero> lol aku
<Mist_Hero> sothis : did you get my mail btw?
<jei-sensei> *hands sothis neptune...the god of the sea* ^^
<Mist_Hero> lol
<jei-sensei> not many other people use a trident o_O
<coffee_sothis> yes i did
<coffee_sothis> I AM NEPTUNE SANTA

[sothis]

i drank way too much coffee last night XD

[PhoenixLament]

Aftermath of the coffee:


<neptune_santa> NEPTUNE SANTA... ARE YOU A BAD LITTLE CHILD? YOU WILL BE SPEARED WITH THIS TRIDENT ---------E
<wolfco> haha
<neptune_santa> HELL BENT WITH A TRIDENT
<neptune_santa> >:E

[Ketsuron]

we can be glad it was only coffee. But i fear one day that amount of coffee will be paired with way too much vodka......

[PhoenixLament]

Originally Posted by Ketsuron

we can be glad it was only coffee. But i fear one day that amount of coffee will be paired with way too much vodka......

I plan to be here when that happens lol.

[Kensai]

"<Mist_Hero> WHAT THE HELL
<BelYaun> We had this special cake at a bachelor party....
<Mist_Hero> Bacon Eater O.o
<BACON_EATER> >:E
<Mist_Hero> sothis again >.>;
<BACON_EATER> NO I AM NOT SOTHIS
<BACON_EATER> I AM AN EATER OF BACON
<Mist_Hero> i wonder if sea-chan would love to hear Bacondon again
<Coop> in the words of the now famous Fry .....Hummm bacon fryed bacon
<BACON_EATER> with bacon salt
<trophaeum> soth LOL, your nuts, bacon salt sounds good though
<Coop> essence of bacon!
<BACON_EATER> so does bacon chocolate~!!"

"<trophaeum> soth LOL, your nuts, bacon salt sounds good though
<Coop> essence of bacon!"

"your nuts"

"your nuts"

.....are they hairy?

[PhoenixLament]

Originally Posted by Kensai

"<Mist_Hero> WHAT THE HELL
<BelYaun> We had this special cake at a bachelor party....
<Mist_Hero> Bacon Eater O.o
<BACON_EATER> >:E
<Mist_Hero> sothis again >.>;
<BACON_EATER> NO I AM NOT SOTHIS
<BACON_EATER> I AM AN EATER OF BACON
<Mist_Hero> i wonder if sea-chan would love to hear Bacondon again
<Coop> in the words of the now famous Fry .....Hummm bacon fryed bacon
<BACON_EATER> with bacon salt
<trophaeum> soth LOL, your nuts, bacon salt sounds good though
<Coop> essence of bacon!
<BACON_EATER> so does bacon chocolate~!!"

"<trophaeum> soth LOL, your nuts, bacon salt sounds good though
<Coop> essence of bacon!"

"your nuts"

"your nuts"

.....are they hairy?

when'd THAT happen!??!!?

[wolfangel87]

Irish coffee . . . IRISH COFFEE!!!!!

[Uno]

Sothis, I think you should switch to tea.. :3

[Ketsuron]

too much coffee = steampunk sothis cyborg running at over 9000 km/h