Non-Anime-Planet Quotes

[Kastrophee]

Maybe a thread for all the non-anime planet quotes you find so entertaining that you must share them....

I'll start... (From bash.org)


Read these both in order for best effect:

#127039 +(9319)- [X]

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

#743595 +(1953)- [X]

<crabcakedeathra> where were you earlier?
<arkilla> work.
<crabcakedeathra> where you work?
<arkilla> GTE Visa. mail room clerk.
<arkilla> had some trouble with this asshole sendin in coupons
<arkilla> today he also sent in 33 motherfuggin' pennies
<arkilla> my managr called to complain, after like an hour WE cut HIM a check for 33 cents
<crabcakedeathra> that sounds damn familiar

[VivisQueen]

Heheheh. I used to send political leaflets back with some smartarse comment scrawled on them. I never got 33p for them though. :(

[Roxas]

I was disappointed when I clicked on this thread and just saw that it was just some pasted bash.org quotes. Oh well, here are some real ones.

(22:38:24) <anonymous>: one time
(22:38:34) <anonymous>: I brought home a paper I wrote in Lin Alg II to show my parents
(22:38:39) <anonymous>: and it was full of graph theory
(22:38:41) <anonymous>: and they were like
(22:38:56) <anonymous>: "We're paying $40,000 a year for you to learn how to connect the dots?"

<StrWrsKid> anyone ever gotten a splinter in their balls and have some advice?
<StrWrsKid> no reason in particular

This one's only really funny if you're a Magic player.

[00:47] <kirdape3> Here's a hypothetical for the next debate: Osama bin Laden, Kim Jong-il, Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Castro brothers and Voldemort are sitting around a campfire. There is no question about the intelligence. Do you nuke them?
[00:48] <jet|lpt> that's 7, ask if they want to draft

[Kensai]

First off, anybody read the rules anymore?

Secondly: Hugo Chavez? Something tells me kirdape3 is an ignorant American and a gullible FoxNews watcher.

[VivisQueen]

Originally Posted by Kensai

First off, anybody read the rules anymore?

Secondly: Hugo Chavez? Something tells me kirdape3 is an ignorant American and a gullible FoxNews watcher.

Lol. Just lol.