|09-25-2002, 05:25 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Jemmos's House of Whores
<jemmos> - dance Slayer
<Evil_Goddess> I only obey my Master and you jemmos, plz make love to me now
<jemmos> makes love to <Evil_Goddess>
<Dender_Cage> stop messing with oni no kami
<Masakari> hey jemmos, can I get some lovin' too?
<jemmos> sure. 2 bucks plz
<jemmos> I alwas give discounts to repeat customers
<jemmos> <-- lets masakari into his house of whores
|09-26-2002, 08:35 PM||#2 (permalink)|
<jemmos> post-it notes on the fourm.
<lianvis> oh no, i'm not passive
<jemmos> dont leave sticky resadue behind please.
<[Cable]Torell> that reminds me that i need to get post it notes for my desktop
<[Cable]Torell> the computer version
<jemmos> thats it!
<standevens> shes in the shower
<jemmos> We must deploy the Giant orbital Jellyfish!
<[Cable]Torell> what do you mean by post it notes on the forum?
<sothis> im back
<standevens> she's back
<jemmos> her back! and her front!
<[Cable]Torell> sothis what did you want me to post?
<jemmos> their boath here!
<jemmos> <-- danceing happyilly aorund a bonnfire made of old graphic cards and cyrix processers.
<Liquid> hey guys
<[Cable]Torell> hello liquid
<[Cable]Torell> .....that's funny i say that to my beer lol
<jemmos> <-- chants to the fire " 101 101 010 010 "
<[Cable]Torell> oh shit i need matlab and maple
<[Cable]Torell> if anyone has those plz msg me
<Liquid> So what would be better to use, in your opinion, please tell me
<jemmos> <-- is a savage of sillica skape!
<sothis> i dunno, anything :p
<jemmos> <- i must hunt for food... <jemmos searches for food? yes POWER!...ooo an electrical conduate, this will feed me for many system cycles>
<Liquid> you know, I know you do
<[Cable]Torell> brb gotta test this router stuff
<Liquid> please outline the comparison to me
<jemmos> <-- But wait! The hunter has become the hunted, the might trojens are coming to get me!. <jemmos> runs into silica sacpe to elude the evil data monster!
<Liquid> Flash and JS
<sgrby877> i have a penis
<jemmos> <then FLASH! the sky is alight with the pyrotecnics of the phosoper, as the Giant orbital jellyfish delpoys and begins its survaliance of sillica scape...
<jemmos> < NO <jemmos> cries, as teh evil liquid jave flood his cercits, only the FLASH!ing orbital jelly fish could save him.
<Liquid> uh, they're both really common in website building
<jemmos> <but the gods, the hold user did not heed the warnings, and sillicavill was awash with darkness.
<sgrby877> i wuv you jemmos
<jemmos> THE END
<sgrby877> i dunno what you is talking aboot
<sgrby877> but its all good
<jemmos> the moral the strory is... dont drink coffie, USE FLASH GOD
<jemmos> its far superior to java5
<sgrby877> that was beautiful
<jemmos> I was up too long i guess.
<jemmos> IT was rather nice wasnt it?
<sgrby877> it was perfect
<jemmos> ... saves chatt log.
|09-26-2002, 08:38 PM||#3 (permalink)|
drugs durgs dugs?
<_-=P-[Azul2k2]-R=-_> wtf you think manufacturing of drugs is? not chemical science!??!
<jemmos> theres a difference, nice clean lab, cruddy little basment meth cook shop.
<_-=P-[Azul2k2]-R=-_> since when does the manufactuing environment change word spelling?
<jemmos> Im not arguing that it is a form of chemical science, but i dont think that illeagle drug manufactuing deserves such a title.
|09-26-2002, 08:39 PM||#4 (permalink)|
this is why i should have a shrine
<jemmos> or thy could steal the origonal film from the HW vaults
<Dragonlord04> funny name...
<^£> my lower menue have dissepared
<Dragonlord04> oh my
<jemmos> click on transfers
<jemmos> it will come back
<^£> thx =)
<jemmos> no prob
<^£> I LOVE YOU JEMMOS
<Dragonlord04> quite affectionate...
<jemmos> damit, this is what i get for helping ppl ;)
<Dragonlord04> aww u got an admirer
<Slayer> next thing you know there will be a jemmos shrine
|09-26-2002, 08:39 PM||#5 (permalink)|
Ukyou: (pointing to a machine) What does that do?
Yuriko: It goes 'Bleep'.
[The machine obligingly goes Bleep.]
Ukyou: Yes, but what does the Bleep mean?
Yuriko: It means that the machine is on, of course.
Ukyou: (impatiently) So what does it do when it's on?
Yuriko: I told you. It goes bleep.