In search of Yaoi!
 

[21:06] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> can anyne help me?
[21:07] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> I need to find a yaoi manga
[21:07] <(IRC)markolore> no, I cannot help you.
[21:07] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> its calledsomething like sukushi
[21:07] <X> i can pretend to help you
[21:07] <Lord_Slayer> we can pretend to offer you advice
[21:07] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> ok
[21:07] <Lord_Slayer> but really...we're laughing at you
[21:07] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> im listning
[21:07] <(IRC)markolore> lol
[21:08] <Lord_Slayer> your listening? really? to a typed conversation?
[21:08] <Lord_Slayer> Wow! you have good ears!
[21:08] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> :( why?
[21:08] <(IRC)markolore> Maybe he has text-to-voice?
[21:08] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> y you laghingat me?
[21:08] <Lord_Slayer> Text to voice eh?
[21:08] <(IRC)markolore> Because you are searching for a Yaoi manga, possibly?
[21:08] <(IRC)markolore> I am not laught
[21:08] <(IRC)markolore> laughing
[21:09] <Lord_Slayer> Can I text to voice in a Canadian accent then?
[21:09] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> Wahhh!!!! :(
[21:09] <Lord_Slayer> eh?
[21:09] <(IRC)markolore> Text-to-voice, hell yeah!
[21:09] <(IRC)markolore> Nay...
[21:09] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> what does that have to do with it?
[21:09] <Lord_Slayer> Yaoi is guy on guy is it not?
[21:09] <(IRC)markolore> Everything! Your voice is very important!
[21:09] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> it is
[21:09] <Lord_Slayer> THAT is why
[21:09] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> its for my cousin
[21:09] <(IRC)markolore> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:09] <Lord_Slayer> sure it is
[21:10] <Lord_Slayer> ;)
[21:10] <(IRC)markolore> LOLOLOLOL
[21:10] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> MY COUSIN
[21:10] <Lord_Slayer> yes...
[21:10] <Lord_Slayer> sure
[21:10] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> ITS A GIRL COUSI
[21:10] <Lord_Slayer> sure it is
[21:10] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> GAH!!!!
[21:10] <Lord_Slayer> we understand completely
[21:10] <Lord_Slayer> listen...if you don't want to admit it, that's fine
[21:11] <Lord_Slayer> we understand....really we do
[21:11] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> I can see the sarcasm dripping from your text
[21:11] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> GAHH!!!
[21:11] <Lord_Slayer> get me a paper towl then
[21:11] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OFYOU
[21:11] <Lord_Slayer> I hate it when my text drips
[21:11] <-Yoshii> i smell a feckin asshole in our mists
[21:11] <(IRC)Aekaede> What's going on here >.>
[21:11] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> wimper*
[21:12] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> I didntdoit
[21:12] <-Yoshii> midst*
[21:12] <Lord_Slayer> :)
[21:12] <(IRC)Aekaede> i think its safe to say we all <3 yaoi
[21:12] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> damn, nowshe wants a yuri,Iknow you can help me there
[21:12] <Lord_Slayer> It's been a long time since we;ve had a true APN convo here
[21:12] <Lord_Slayer> just like the old days
[21:12] <-Yoshii> *smacks the snot outta aekaede*
[21:12] <-Yoshii> use that smiley again and u die
[21:13] <Lord_Slayer> Yuri?
[21:13] <Lord_Slayer> why would we have russian stuff?
[21:13] <(IRC)Aekaede> what smiley?
[21:13] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> yeah
[21:13] <(IRC)markolore> Yuri pwns
[21:13] <(IRC)Aekaede> lol
[21:13] <Lord_Slayer> I think I have a book on Yuri Gagarin, the Russian Cosmonuaght
[21:13] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> yeah
[21:13] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> girl on girl
[21:14] <(IRC)markolore> I like Yuri.
[21:14] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> *blink* Z______z
[21:14] <Lord_Slayer> ...damn....girl on girl? I want to meet your cousin and her friend
[21:14] <(IRC)markolore> All Yuri. Yuri from Command and Conquer, Yuri manga.
[21:14] <(IRC)Aekaede> Yuri!
[21:14] <(IRC)markolore> YURI!
[21:14] <Lord_Slayer> What the hell do you think this place is?
[21:14] <Lord_Slayer> You can't find that here!
[21:14] <(IRC)markolore> Say it in Russian, say it in Japanese, either way it is fun.
[21:14] <Lord_Slayer> This is a Japanese Cartoon place!
[21:15] <(IRC)markolore> LOL
[21:15] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> ha
[21:15] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> Idont want porn
[21:15] <Lord_Slayer> Kets you really need to scrool back up
[21:15] <(IRC)markolore> You would be surprised what you can find here
[21:15] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> justa manga
[21:15] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> we dun watch stupidcartoons,owwait,someare
[21:15] <(IRC)Aekaede> Manga huh
[21:15] <Lord_Slayer> Dude...you said you wanted Yaoi
[21:15] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> naw, too much work =)
[21:15] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> yes
[21:15] <(IRC)markolore> That is like asking for censored pwn.
[21:15] <Lord_Slayer> Yaoi = Porn
[21:15] <(IRC)markolore> porn*
[21:15] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> she changed her mind
[21:16] <Lord_Slayer> oh...so you no longer want Yaoi?
[21:16] <(IRC)Aekaede> you guys do watch cartoons!
[21:16] <Lord_Slayer> and remember, we understand
[21:16] <(IRC)markolore> lol
[21:16] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> noooooo liiiiieeesss
[21:16] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> OK FINE I NEVER SEN THE STFF ANYWAY
[21:16] <(IRC)Aekaede> lol
[21:16] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> we by no means watch cartoonz!!1
[21:16] <(IRC)markolore> Hey, don't use all caps, it is inpolite.
[21:16] <Lord_Slayer> very impolite
[21:16] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> Yeswe do
[21:16] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> its all in fun
[21:16] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> :(
[21:17] <Lord_Slayer> you do want Yaoi?
[21:17] <(IRC)markolore> Now, do you want Yuri or Yaoi.
[21:17] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> *pats Audiowhale*
[21:17] <Lord_Slayer> or mabe all of the above?
[21:17] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> either, my cousin wants either
[21:17] <Lord_Slayer> sure...your cousin wants
[21:17] <(IRC)Aekaede> hmm... maybe its
[21:17] <(IRC)markolore> YOU CAN'T HAVE EITHER! PICK ONE!
[21:17] <Lord_Slayer> we know
[21:17] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
[21:17] <(IRC)Aekaede> futanari
[21:17] <(IRC)Aekaede> ^^
[21:17] <(IRC)markolore> OH GOD
[21:17] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> maybe she wants straight shouta ;)
[21:17] <(IRC)markolore> Furries? WTF?
[21:17] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> I am going to cry
[21:18] <Lord_Slayer> awww don't cry
[21:18] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> *pats Audiowhale again* welcome to apn
[21:18] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> fine yaoi
[21:18] <(IRC)markolore> How big is your Yuri/Yaoi section? 1, 2, 35 gigs?
[21:18] <Lord_Slayer> this is so going into the chatlog
[21:18] <(IRC)markolore> lol
[21:18] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> JUSTfor My CoUsIn
[21:18] <Lord_Slayer> actually...doesn't Seraphim have all the Yaoi?
[21:18] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> oh noes, slayer edit me out :p
[21:18] <(IRC)markolore> Dude, Yaoi is guy on guy...
[21:18] <Lord_Slayer> right...your cousin, whatever you say
[21:19] <(IRC)markolore> You want guy on guy?
[21:19] <Lord_Slayer> WE understand...your cousin
[21:19] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> no, my cousin
[21:19] <(IRC)Devilbunny> =D
[21:19] <(IRC)Aekaede> guy on guy is hot
[21:19] <Lord_Slayer> yes....don't feel bad
[21:19] <(IRC)Aekaede> sometimes
[21:19] <Lord_Slayer> we're all adults here
[21:19] <(IRC)Devilbunny> *smacks aekaede*
[21:19] <(IRC)markolore> Why does your cousin want it on your computer?
[21:19] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> yes it is
[21:19] <(IRC)Devilbunny> DOES NOT GO IN THE ASS! :P
[21:19] <Lord_Slayer> you can admit it
[21:19] <(IRC)markolore> lol at db
[21:19] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> she cant download
[21:19] <(IRC)markolore> Why not?
[21:19] <Lord_Slayer> thenh how did you get here?
[21:20] <(IRC)Aekaede> Devilbunny, hey hey what if its a female's ass
[21:20] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> dialup
[21:20] <(IRC)Devilbunny> you know, that's stil pretty gross
[21:20] <(IRC)markolore> I think anyone with internet can d/l
[21:20] <Lord_Slayer> Ahhh dialup
[21:20] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> Audiowhale: just in case, there is a search function :)
[21:20] <(IRC)markolore> Yes it is Aekaede... ick.
[21:20] <Lord_Slayer> you're even more pathetic now you know that right?
[21:20] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> bye
[21:20] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> bye
[21:20] <(IRC)markolore> Dialup can load pictures.
[21:20] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> ye
[21:20] <(IRC)markolore> Don't go!
[21:20] <(IRC)markolore> We are trying to help you!
[21:20] <(IRC)Aekaede> it is but you know that a lot of that type of porn contains that material!
[21:20] <Lord_Slayer> It's been so long since we ripped on a noob
[21:20] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> no your not
[21:21] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> so mean :pats Audiowhale*
[21:21] <(IRC)Aekaede> just that in yaoi you're guaranteed to watch it
[21:21] <(IRC)markolore> I am so trying to help
[21:21] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> Iam not a noob
[21:21] <Lord_Slayer> help Audiowhale to a migrane :)
[21:21] <(IRC)markolore> Search google for "hot man on man japanese comic"
[21:21] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> look at ho much Ishare
[21:21] <(IRC)markolore> I guarantee you will find something!
[21:21] <Lord_Slayer> ROFL
[21:21] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> *slaps markolore*
[21:21] <(IRC)markolore> OW
[21:21] <Lord_Slayer> just find anything that says 'Shinji' or 'Kaworu'
[21:21] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> GOD damn you all, are fucking bastards
[21:22] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> you deserved it
[21:22] <(IRC)markolore> Hey, Shinji is cool!
[21:22] <Lord_Slayer> I so too have a Mom and a Dad
[21:22] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> y?
[21:22] <Lord_Slayer> Dad has more anime then me though
[21:22] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> ????????/
[21:22] <(IRC)markolore> Ketsu, I really did help there though
[21:22] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> fient
[21:22] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> Audiowhale,you make me now sad :(
[21:22] <(IRC)markolore> So, by finally helping, you slap me? That is mean...
[21:22] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> GOOD
[21:22] <(AP¹)Audiowhale> DIE ALL
[21:22] <Lord_Slayer> so I stole it when I moved out :D
[21:22] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> ...mk
[21:22] <(IRC)markolore> LOL
[21:22] <(IRC)Aekaede> :(
[21:22] <Lord_Slayer> What a prick
[21:23] <Lord_Slayer> all becuase he couldn't admit he wanted Yaoi hentai for himself
[21:23] <(IRC)markolore> I help him, then he tells me to die? What the hell?
[21:23] <(IRC)markolore> Ungrateful son of a bitch.
[21:23] <(IRC)Aekaede> donno
[21:23] <(IRC)markolore> Denial is the first step.
[21:23] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> pssshhhh
[21:24] <(IRC)markolore> I like how he worded it, "Die all"
[21:24] <(IRC)markolore> But I did help him :) I did my good deed for the day. I told him what to search for.
[21:25] <(IRC)Devilbunny> hehe
[21:25] <(AP¹)Ketsuron> WELCOME TO MEAN-PLANET ^.^
[21:25] <(IRC)Devilbunny> tell him to search for penetration of the bum, and cartoon porn
[21:25] <(IRC)Devilbunny> he'll find it
[21:25] <(IRC)markolore> I should have just said AMV Hell 0.
[21:25] <(IRC)markolore> The first scene involves... corn
[21:25] <(IRC)markolore> a cob of corn.
[21:25] <Lord_Slayer> worthy of Splattermark I'd say
[21:25] <(IRC)Aekaede> *hides a few dirty folders*

Round TWO!!!
 

[21:27] <(IRC)Devilbunny> audiowhale: I don't personally, but you're looking for yaoi manga?
[21:27] <(IRC)Devilbunny> I'm sure someone here can tell you how to find it
[21:27] <(IRC)Aekaede> noo, 1 seeder ... and.... my speed.... going... going..... 0
[21:27] <(IRC)Devilbunny> isn't everything early gundam yaoi?
[21:27] <(IRC)markolore> lol
[21:27] <(AP&#185;)Audiowhale> yes
[21:27] <(IRC)markolore> Or late, for that matter
[21:27] <Lord_Slayer> oh look
[21:27] <Lord_Slayer> he's back
[21:27] <Lord_Slayer> ROUND 2
[21:27] <Lord_Slayer> FIGHT!
[21:28] <(IRC)markolore> Gundam SEED Destiny has guys slapping guys, looking hard into other guys eyes, and stuff like that
[21:28] <(IRC)markolore> DING DING DING
[21:28] <Lord_Slayer> Where is Seraphim? He usually masterbates to that stuff
[21:28] <(IRC)markolore> Audio looks a bit out of breath, but he may be able to come back this round. All it takes is the confession that he likes Yaoi!
[21:29] <(IRC)Aekaede> mm...
[21:29] <(IRC)markolore> Lord punches him in the jaw, and backs up a few steps, taunting his opponent.
[21:29] <Lord_Slayer> I'm sure if you ask him, Seraphim could offer Audio something to get off to
[21:29] <(IRC)markolore> This could get interesting!
[21:29] <(IRC)Devilbunny> audiowhale: just go to google and type in something like "yaoi manga torrent" and I'm sure you'll find something
[21:29] <(IRC)markolore> And Lord slams him with a haymaker! The fight could be over!
[21:30] <(IRC)markolore> 1, 2, 3, 4, 7...
[21:30] <Lord_Slayer> Then again....Seraphim might want to join in with him for a few good jerks
[21:30] <(IRC)markolore> ... I don't think he is here anymore...
[21:30] <Lord_Slayer> Wow.....out of the ballpark
[21:30] <Lord_Slayer> nope...he's here
[21:30] <(IRC)markolore> 8,9,10! And Audio is out cold!
[21:30] <Lord_Slayer> AP2
[21:31] <(IRC)markolore> Lord Slayer wins the match, going on a killing spree against noobs!
[21:31] <(IRC)Aekaede> *gets intrigued*
[21:31] <(IRC)markolore> I should do commentary for boxing lol
[21:31] <(IRC)markolore> Or noob slaughter.
[21:31] <Lord_Slayer> lol
[21:32] <(IRC)markolore> Honestly, I think I could do a good job at it... I wonder if there is a Noob Slaughter course anywhere around here... I should be certified before I look for anywhere to permanently reside...
[21:33] <(AP&#185;)Ketsuron> psst ive a secret to tell
[21:33] <(IRC)markolore> what?
[21:33] <(AP&#185;)Ketsuron> once upon a time we have been all noobs, only a few get born with glasses on the face though ;)
[21:33] <(IRC)markolore> lol
[21:34] <(IRC)markolore> wait... who is that dissing?
[21:34] <Lord_Slayer> that's so the juice from the Yoai doesn't get in your eyes right?
[21:34] <(IRC)markolore> WTFOMGBBQ!!!
[21:34] <(IRC)markolore> LOL
[21:34] <(IRC)Aekaede> who was the first noob?
[21:35] <(IRC)Devilbunny> your mom.
[21:35] <Lord_Slayer> some cave dweller
[21:35] <(IRC)Devilbunny> but it's cool.
[21:35] <(IRC)Devilbunny> she's experienced now
[21:35] <(IRC)Aekaede> ^^
[21:35] <(IRC)markolore> lol
[21:35] <(IRC)markolore> *considers himself a noob still*
[21:35] <Lord_Slayer> you know...they have a treatment for that now
[21:35] <(IRC)markolore> One is no longer a noob when you haxxorz god and wins.
[21:35] <(IRC)Devilbunny> yeah. your mom was a cave dweller. My massive dinosaur ripped her apart.
[21:35] <(IRC)Devilbunny> =D
[21:35] <(IRC)markolore> lol
[21:35] <(IRC)Aekaede> o.o
[21:35] <(IRC)Aekaede> ORLY?
[21:36] <(IRC)Devilbunny> unless you mom isn't hot.
[21:36] <(IRC)Devilbunny> if she's not hot, or worse, if she's fat, then I didn't do her.
[21:36] <(IRC)Devilbunny> No fat chicks.
[21:36] <(IRC)Aekaede> shes not fat but
[21:36] <(IRC)markolore> She is an anorexic...
[21:36] <Lord_Slayer> sailor scout cosplayer
[21:36] <(IRC)Devilbunny> They need loving too, but they have to pay for it.
[21:36] <(IRC)markolore> lol