[shortlex]

Prelude:
shortlex: how big are the lolis now a days?
[11:58pm] SmeTskE: what would be the average weight of lolis?
[11:58pm] MaienM: around 12-13
[11:58pm] shortlex: I see sme
[11:58pm] shortlex: kg or pounds
[11:58pm] MaienM: I think that would be aroun 30-40 kg
[11:58pm] SmeTskE: would be bad if you didn't see me
[11:58pm] SmeTskE: let's look it up
[11:59pm] MaienM: lol
[11:59pm] shortlex: dear god... I guess i would be almost the same weight as a loli
[11:59pm] shortlex: I am 51kg
[11:59pm] MaienM: omg:P
[11:59pm] MaienM: I'm prety sure I could throw you around:P
[11:59pm] shortlex: my friends from college do
[11:59pm] shortlex: I get really pissed
[11:59pm] SmeTskE: those pervy japs do put that information in their manga/anime
[12:00am] MaienM: I think I am around 60-70
[12:00am] shortlex: hmm
[12:00am] MaienM: just had a vacation:P
[12:00am] shortlex: to where?
[12:00am] MaienM: but tbh, I don't really care:P
[12:00am] MaienM: camping site:P
[12:00am] shortlex: with bears
[12:00am] shortlex: cool
[12:00am] Jensling: I'm I weigh 68,2 kg
[12:01am] MaienM: no, with beer
[12:01am] • SmeTskE wonders how much he weighs
[12:01am] MaienM: not beAr, but beEr
[12:01am] shortlex: what the bear?
[12:01am] SmeTskE: brb
[12:01am] Jensling: capture the b34r!
[12:01am] MaienM: no, drink the b33r!
[12:01am] SmeTskE: 64 with clothes on
[12:01am] shortlex: 59009
[12:03am] Jensling: android weighs approx 60 kg
[12:03am] MaienM: yay, it still works!!!
[12:03am] MaienM: I figured I would have br0xz0r3d it by now:P
[12:03am] MaienM: and how do you know that jens?
[12:03am] Jensling: he said so
[12:04am] Jensling: and he weighs approx 10 kg less than me

Loli=Lympics:
[12:07am] shortlex: who's winning?
[12:07am] Jensling: winning what?
[12:07am] shortlex: Olympics
[12:07am] Jensling: I am
[12:07am] shortlex: in what, loli tossing
[12:07am] Jensling: everything
[12:07am] shortlex: lol
[12:07am] KiraRin: you like tossing off lolis?
[12:07am] Jensling: the whole event
[12:07am] KiraRin: goddamned perverts
[12:08am] • Jensling tosses shortlex
[12:08am] letsbuildafire: lol
[12:08am] shortlex: how far did I flew jens?
[12:08am] Jensling: 20 meters
[12:08am] Jensling: new world record xD
[12:08am] shortlex: wow, a new pervert record
[12:08am] shortlex: who you gonna toss next?
[12:09am] • KiraRin growls
[12:09am] • Jensling tosses Miki-chan
[12:09am] Jensling: damn, only 15 meters
[12:09am] shortlex: oh great loli fell out of his pocket and now it over all the place
[12:09am] • MaienM throws Jensling
[12:09am] • SmeTskE throws a loli at SmeTskE
[12:09am] Miki-chan: SmeTskE has 5 lolis and is playing with them.
[12:09am] Jensling: Im FLYIIIIING!!!
[12:09am] MaienM: he flies... and flies.... and crashes....
[12:10am] MaienM: *far
[12:10am] Jensling: 13 meters... I'm heavier than miki-chan