Re: Bleach (Manga)
I'm going to bed but you know, it's Tuesday. Which means Bleach would be updated a few hours from now, my time at least. I can go to bed peacefully without any sullied dreams. So I go and check, and it's just another Tuesday.
Chapter 511 - Die Standing, Because Lying Down is For Bitches
Fucking fucks of a fuck. Captain Badass Yamafuckingmoto, badass to the end, dies which means more flashbacks. Fortunately it was a two-pager and we already got some of his history and shit early on. This quickly makes way for Yamafuckingmoto losing his fucking torso because a stab is a bitch way to die. Unless that stab makes you fucking explode, like his badass Bankai. In half. Fucking Yamabadassmoto cut in half. At least Kubo didn't give him even more of a bitch ending.
What a douche. Fucking Douche Nazi talking shit like he's the fucking pimp of this bitch ass world.
Yamabadass fucking grabs the fucker when he's already dead. And the fucker goes and blows up his body and then tells-
Wait, did he just say "completely violate Soul Society"? This is too easy.
If the Sternfucks are gestapo, what does that make the Nazi army of faceless, armored killers?
Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a fucking ass pull! Ichigo has arrived and fucking King Douche Nazi looks up and says "The fuck is that shit" when he should fucking know it's Ichigo after his fucking bullshit ass pull plan went off without a hitch.