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Originally Posted by Reat

Episode Ten

Random guildy actually being an assassin felt reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally random. Like, there was no build up to that at all, as far as I can tell. Last we saw that guy, he was pissed because he couldn't maintain the order of the guild or some shit like that. Turns out he's an assassin who laughs manically and kills his comrades? Mmmmmmmmmmm'k!

[Terrible LN translation. That's A-1 butchering the LN... I'll not say more here]

The hookup with Asuna was pretty fucking rushed. I guess we could all tell it was going to happen, but they moved pretty damn quick if you ask me.

[Two years seeing each other every other day, and according to the times in the anime at least 6 months since they become super friendly, is hardly rushed.]

Actually, it felt pretty fucking stupid as well. *Asuna strips naked randomly* "Don't look at me!" (I'm thinking, then why did you strip right in front of him?). Apparently he just wanted to spend the night together with her as in actually sleeping, and he was a typical retarded shonen protagonist for not jumping on her naked offer.

[unless online girls get completely naked (this IS Asuna, who didn't want him to look too closely at her in her underware, which, while worded in a stupid way in this anime is actually rather common with a good number of women IRL... they're cool with sex under the covers, but not standing naked in front of you early in the relationship) while a guy sleeps fully clothed next to them they clearly did more then rest next to eachother... I suspect A-1 was making it vague on purpose to avoid censor issues, they are both underaged and this isn't a hentai]

And then they're getting married? After dating each other for one day? Damn son, I wish life was that simple.

[pretty standard fair for MMORPGs actually. I laughed because I've had male toons propose to my female toon in an MMORPG with absolutely NO relationship, or even flirting (i don't play MMOs for virtual romances, and generally don't play female toons because that stuff happens too much when you're RPing]

Originally Posted by roriconfan

Ep10

1st minute: They admit those with unique skills are overpowered. There is no balance in this game.
5th minute: Ha! That commander is more hax than Kirito. He has a second unique skill.
7th minute: He knew that room was a trap??? That sounds like an asspull.

[he said it in ep 4 too. He was devastated because they didn't know he was a beater, and so disregarded his warning. It was the lie about who and what he was that got them killed. Had they known he was a beater they would have taken his warning seriously]

10th minute: Come on mr. author we know the drill by now. No teleportation crystals = someone dies.
14th minute: What gives? If you are paralysed your autorecovery doesn't work?

[according to his HUD he has an insane number of hitpoints i mean that group attacking him in that one ep were doing a few hundred hps of damage and it wasn't even moving his hp bar much so you figure his hps have to be something like over 10,000 or so, so his combat healing isn't some sort of useful defensive power against people who do thousands of damage per hit]

15th minute: Asuna just runs all the way there in, what, 30 seconds? And all alone? Nobody else in the whole guild noticed it? Bullshit!
17th minute: He... punched him to the point of impaling him? Is this in the rules?

[bad LN translation by A-1. small LN spoiler, since they clearly won't animate it, they did show it in his HUD so i don't think it counts though you have to be able to read Japanese and pause it... but Kirito does have the Unarmed Combat Skill, almost maxed too]

19th minute: Kirito you are a disgrace to mankind! Is this where the notorious sex scene was supposed to happen?

[you blinked and you missed it]

Besides all that, it was overall the best episode so far. Meaning above average.

Fun episode. My comments are in the above spoiler