Everybody’s a Santa
Santa Claus Red Is Blood Red
That’s How I Wish to Be, Beautiful and Strong
Never Losing That Smile
Not Losing to the Storm
Not Losing to the Wind
Not Losing to the Rain!
Whenever I Hear Leviathan, I Think of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!!
Cooking Is About Guts
Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues
Freedom Means to Live True to Yourself, not Without Law!
When Looking for Something, Try Using its Perspective
Part A We Know It’s Best to Finish Yearly Tasks Before the End Of The Year, But Then You Put It Off Till Next Year For a Fresh Start. That’s How The End of the Year Goes. / Part B Radio Exercises are Socials for Boys and Girls
An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End
It’s Goodbye Once a Flag Is Set
Beware of Foreshadows
The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth. You’ll Get Germs, So Don’t Do It!!
Popularity Polls Can...
Popularity Polls Can Burn to Hell
Screw Popularity Votes
Watch Out For A Set of Women and A Drink
The More Precious the Burden, The Heavier and More Difficult it is to Shoulder
It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed.
Once You’re Entangled in a Spiderweb, It’s Hard to Get It Off
It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night
No Matter How Old You Get, You Still Hate the Dentist
When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens
Part A It's What's On The Inside That Counts / Part B It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent
Using the Carrot and the Stick Method Depends on the Situation
Part A “If You Keep Copying, They Will Retaliate” / Part B “A Loss Opens Your Eyes to the Love You Have”
“And into the Legend..."
The Chosen Idiots
A Human Body Is Like a Little Universe
Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too
Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One.
If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again
"That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better Than The Real Deal" & "If a person is dead, they can't come back to life"
The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink
Love Is Unconditional
Laputa's still good after seeing it so many times
From a foreigner's perspective, you're the foreigner. From an alien's perspective, you're the alien
If one orange in the box is rotten, the rest of them will become rotten before you realize it!
If a Friend Gets Injured, Take Him to the Hospital, Stat!
Any Place Can Become a Battlefield When Men Gather
It Takes a Bit of Courage to Enter a Street Vendor's Stand
The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side would be the Other Side
That Person Looks Different from Usual During a Birthday Party
Sleep Helps a Child Grow
“The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead of Another Man.”
A Conversation With a Barber During a Haircut is The Most Pointless Thing in The World
If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them
When breaking a Chuubert in half, the end with the knob should be better. It's also tasty to drink from there
Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly
All Adults are Instructors for All Children
The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special
The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors
Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories
Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men
Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions
Butting Into A Fight Is Dangerous
Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!
Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket
Why Not Talk About the Old Days for a Change?
99% Of Men Are Not Confident In Confessing Their Love
It’s Your House, You Build It
Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!
Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories
Gin and His Excellency’s Good For Nothing
Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks
Fights Often Ensue During Trips
Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive
Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground
“Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone”
“Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand”
“Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word”
“Entering the Final Chapter!”
"When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating"
"Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart"
”Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade”
“Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips”
"Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much like School Cafeteria Lunches" / "Once You've Chosen a Dish, You Can't Give it Back"
"Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung"
"Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward"
"Beauty is Like a Summer Fruit "
“The Older, The Wiser”
“Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins”
“They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce”
“Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul”
"Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work"
“Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See The Things You Use For Cross-dressing" / "There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It”
“People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons.”
“Life is a Test”
"Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid"
“Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel”
"Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death"
"It’s All About the Beat and Timing"
“Important Things Are Hard To See”
"There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses"
"Otaku Are Talkative"
"Rules Are Made to be Broken"
"The More Something Is Disliked, The More Lovely It Is"
"Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs"
"Play Video Games for Only An Hour A Day"
“Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, so Everyone Has a Good Time” / “Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops”
"If You're A Man, Don't Give Up"
"Men, Be A Madao"
When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab The Straps With Both Hands
Even A Hero Has Issues
Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points
If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving
"The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad"
"What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice"
"The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts"
"Perform a German Suplex On a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important"
"It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep"
"Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack"
"Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart"
"Rank Has Nothing to Do With Luck"
“You Say Kawaii so Often, You Must Really Think You’re Cute Stuff”
“A Woman's Best Make Up is Her Smile”
"When someone who wears glasses takes them off, it looks like something’s missing"
"Four Heads are Better than One"
"People who are picky about food are picky about people, too"
“Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy”
"In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans"
“Don’t complain about your job at home, do it somewhere else”
"The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts"
"Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?"
"A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant" / "Drive With A "Might" Attitude"
"Some Data Cannot Be Erased"
"Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick"
"Please Help by Separating Your Trash"
"Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors"
"For the Wind Is the Life"
"Dango Over Flowers"
"Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious"
"Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!"
"The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable"
Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys
On A Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn To The Light
The Sun Will Rise Again
Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere
Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls
When Looking For Something You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It
Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day
Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat
Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same
Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, so You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, so in the End There's Nothing You Can Do
If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First
Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature
"Once Upon a Time in China-Girl Gintama"" or “Pending Means Pending, It’s Not Final"
A Life Without Gambling is like Sushi Without Wasabi
The More You're Alike, the More You Fight
Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?
Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here
Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed
Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner
Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes
You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm
You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title
Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy
Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well
Only Children Play in the Snow
People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself
People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up
Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (Continued) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either
Love Doesn’t Require a Manual
Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!
Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt
You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least
Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys
Part 1: Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / Part 2: I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!
Good Things Never Come in Twos (but bad things do)
Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword
Don’t Be Shy – Just Raise Your Hand and Say It
A Shared Soup Pot Is a Microcosm of Life
Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something
When You’re in a Fix, Keep on Laughing, Laughing…
Marriage Is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life
If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You’ll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful
Watch Out for Conveyer Belts!
Why’s the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!
Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!
Sons Only Take After Their Father’s Negative Attributes
If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!
Pets Resemble Their Owners
You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits
If You’re Going to Cosplay, Go All Out
People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck
Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!
Eat Something Sour When You’re Tired
Fighting Should Be Done with Fists
There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness
Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets
Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You
Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart
Watch Out! Weekly Shonen Jump Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!
Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad
You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (Part 2)
You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (Part 1)