Battle Girls: Time Paradox

WeaponX06 Feb 17, 2023

3.8

This anime is, as of the time I'm writing this review, the worst I have ever seen. The characters and the story are ridiculously bland and amazingly boring, and the animation and sound is only alright. I didn't exactly expect anything from it going in, but I was still disappointed, and this is the only anime I will say is 100% garbage.

Swampertzone Jul 15, 2016

4

Battle Girls: Time Paradox is one of those anime that you would think it would be a fun and action packed adventure in old Japan however its not. The anime is just not fun to watch. The first episode was the only epsiode that I was interested it and everything else was either boring, stupid, uninteresting, or even to fast for its own good. What do I mean? The anime is only 13 episodes and they don't have anything interesting or funny to keep me ingauged. Story The story is bad and not interesting for me to care. It had so much potential because it could have been longer than 13 episodes. If the anime was longer it could have been a little more interesting, but not much. The main premise is that Nobunaga, who is a girl and everyone else is a girl, wants the red crimson armor so she can rule over Ancient Japan, and a girl named Hideyoshi who is sent back into a "Time Paradox" ;) ;) to help her on her quest. That's it and it's done really quick and the main villan is the pink haired girl whose name I can't remember and in the end Nobunaga can rule Ancient Japan without the armor because she defeats the pink haired girl with the other "Battle Girls". Ugh I really had a rough time with this story and the worst part of this is that this has ecchi elements in it. What do I mean? There are only a few episodes where the some of the girls are in the bath and there chest region is showing which made me realize yep this is an ecchi, and a bad one at that. Animation The animation is ok at best. The charaters are drawn pretty well and the charaters movements are ok. The backgrounds and buildings are pretty good. It what Feudal Japan would have looked like. The one thing I would say is that I did like the fact that the "Time Paradox" that we are in has nothing but girls witch is a bit off putting to me. Not much else to say about the animation. Sound I don't have too much to say about the sound so I'll try to be brief about it. The opening is ok but after hearing it in the beginning of the episode a lot it got old and I didn't care anymore and I'm never a fan of ending so I never care about the ending song. The voice actresses were fine an all but there were only two voice actresses that I recoginze from this anime and they did an okay job. They are Brittany Karbaowski playing Hideyoshi and Hillary Haag playing the Pink haired girl, but everyone i could remember or recognize and yes I watched the English Dub of this so don't judge me. Characters Oh Boy where do I even begin? I know, the characters are boring, not interesting, and not memorable in the slightest with the exception of Hideyoshi and Nobunaga. None of the charaters had a lasting impression or intreresting trait about them. I can't even remember some if not all of the charaters names. Hate these characters and they are not memorable at all. Overall this anime is not good. Sure there were something that got me interested like the first episode but after that it went all down hill from there. Do not watch Battle Girls Time Paradox it is not worth the effort to watch it. I can guarantee there are other anime that are much better than this and do you want to know who licensed this anime Sentai Filmworks. Sentai Filmworks has its fair share of bad and good anime and this one is on the list of bad. I don't recommend this anime to anyone because you will be bored and questioning to yourself why did i watch this.

SinOfSloth Apr 6, 2015

6

i  loved it for the most part but the way the main character acted the whole time kind of aggrovated me. the story wasnt bad i'd actually watch 100 more seasons if they existed..animiation was decent but not the best, but better than alot of others. the sound was great except for the main character,she was extremly aggrovating.the characters in general seemed well thought out,and each had thier own uniqness. if the main character wasnt such a spaz it wouldve been rated a lot better.